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๐Ÿ• 13:01 ยท ๅฐๅŒ—ๆ™‚้–“

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๐Ÿ”ด 95ๅˆ† #BTC #ETH
ไปฅ่‰ฒๅˆ—ๅฐไผŠๆœ—ๅฑ•้–‹ๅคง่ฆๆจกๆ–ฐไธ€ๆณข็ฉบ่ฅฒ๏ผŒๅพท้ป‘่˜ญๅ‚ณๅ‡บ็ˆ†็‚ธ่ฒ

ไปฅ่‰ฒๅˆ—ๆญฃๅผๅฎฃๅธƒๅฐไผŠๆœ—็™ผๅ‹•ๆ–ฐไธ€่ผชใ€Œๅคง่ฆๆจก็ฉบ่ฅฒใ€๏ผŒๅพท้ป‘่˜ญ็•ถๅœฐๅ‚ณๅ‡บ็ˆ†็‚ธ่ฒ๏ผŒไผŠๆœ—ๅŒๆ™‚ๅ‘ๆณขๆ–ฏ็ฃๅ„ๅœฐ่จญๆ–ฝ้‚„ๆ“Šใ€‚ๅคšๅœ‹็ทŠๆ€ฅๆ””ๆˆช็„กไบบๆฉŸ่ˆ‡้ฃ›ๅฝˆ๏ผŒ้˜ฟๅธƒ้”ๆฏ”ไธ€ไบบๅ—ๅ‚ทใ€‚ๆˆฐๆณๆ€ฅ้ฝๅ‡ๆบซ๏ผŒๅœฐ็ทฃ้ขจ้šชๆ‹‰ๆปฟใ€‚ไผŠๆœ—ๆฏๆฌกใ€Œ่ช“ๆญปๅๆ“Šใ€๏ผŒๅŠ ๅฏ†ๅธ‚ๅ ดๅฐฑๅ…ˆๆ›ฟไฝ ๆŠŠ้Œข่ทŒๆމใ€‚

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๐Ÿ• 13:01 ยท ๅฐๅŒ—ๆ™‚้–“

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๐ŸŸข 80ๅˆ† #DOGE
Dogecoin 2.0 ๆŠ€่ก“ๆๆกˆๅณๅฐ‡ๅฎšๆกˆ๏ผš6 ็ง’ๅ‡บๅกŠใ€็™พ่ฌ TPS

Doge Foundation ๆŠ€่ก“็ธฝ็›ฃ Tim Stebbing ๅฎฃๅธƒ๏ผŒๅ…จๅœ˜้šŠ้ฃ›่ตดๅขจ็ˆพๆœฌ้€ฒ่กŒๆœ€ๅพŒ่กๅˆบ๏ผŒๆบ–ๅ‚™ๅฎŒๆˆ้†ž้‡€่ฟ‘ไธ‰ๅนด็š„ Dogecoin 2.0 ๆŠ€่ก“็™ฝ็šฎๆ›ธใ€‚ๆๆกˆ็›ฎๆจ™ๅŒ…ๆ‹ฌ 6 ็ง’ๅ‡บๅกŠๆ™‚้–“ใ€้€้Ž้ž่ฟด ZK ่ญ‰ๆ˜Ž้”ๅˆฐ็™พ่ฌ TPSใ€้‡ๅญๆŠ—ๆ€ง็ง้‘ฐ๏ผŒไปฅๅŠๅฐˆ็‚บ L2 ๆ™บ่ƒฝๅˆ็ด„่จญ่จˆ็š„ๅˆ†ๅฑคๆžถๆง‹ใ€‚่จˆ็•ซไปฅใ€Œๅฏฆ้š›่ท‘่ตทไพ†็š„็จ‹ๅผ็ขผใ€่ชชๆœ็คพ็พค๏ผŒไธ้ ็‚’ไฝœใ€‚ไธ‰ๅนด็ฃจไธ€ๅŠ๏ผŒ็คพ็พคๅˆฐๅบ•่ฒทไธ่ฒทๅ–ฎ๏ผŒ้‚„ๆ˜ฏๅชๆ˜ฏๅˆไธ€ๆฌกใ€Œ็‹—็‹—ๅนฃ่ฆๆ”น่ฎŠไธ–็•Œใ€็š„PPT๏ผŸ่ฎ“็จ‹ๅผ็ขผ่ชช่ฉฑๅงใ€‚

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๐Ÿ• 20:03 ยท Taipei Time

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๐ŸŸข 80pts #BTC
Strategy Acquires 1,031 BTC for ~$76.6M

โ€ข Strategy bought 1,031 BTC at ~$74,326/coin, spending ~$76.6M (Mar 16-22)
โ€ข Total holdings now at 762,099 BTC, avg cost ~$75,694/BTC (~$57.69B total)
โ€ข Michael Saylor confirmed via X โ€” another week, another stack

Take: At this pace, Strategy might just buy Bitcoin faster than miners can produce it.

via @saylor / Twitter
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๐ŸŸข 95pts #BTC
SEC Filing Confirms: Strategy Purchased $76.6M in BTC

โ€ข Regulatory filing locks in the Strategy BTC acquisition as official record
โ€ข Purchase occurred March 16-22, 2026 โ€” matches Saylor's tweet to the dollar
โ€ข The paperwork is as bullish as the tweet

Take: Nothing says conviction like filing with the SEC before the charts react.

via Reuters
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โšช 95pts #BTC #ETH #SOL
Israeli Military Conducting Strikes in the Heart of Tehran

โ€ข Israel launched strikes in central Tehran โ€” significant escalation in Middle East tensions
โ€ข Risk-off wave hit global markets briefly before Trump announced pause on Iran energy strikes
โ€ข Bitcoin dipped then rebounded above $70K as Trump cited productive US-Iran talks

Take: Crypto is now officially more sensitive to Trump's Truth Social posts than to actual missiles.

via Reuters
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๐Ÿฆž Noxcat ๅนฃๅœˆๆ—ฅๅ ฑ ยท 2026.03.23
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๐Ÿ“Š ๅณๆ™‚่กŒๆƒ…๏ผˆCoinGecko๏ผ‰
โ‚ฟ BTC $70,757 โ–ฒ +3.47%
ฮž ETH $2,153 โ–ฒ +4.20%
โ—Ž SOL $91.49 โ–ฒ +5.54%
โœ• XRP $1.43 โ–ฒ +2.72%
โฌก LINK $9.11 โ–ฒ +4.54%
๐Ÿ• DOGE $0.0943 โ–ฒ +4.24%

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๐Ÿ“ฐ ไปŠๆ—ฅ็†ฑ้ปž

ใ€ๅธ‚ๅ ดใ€‘BTC ๅๅฝˆ 3.5%ใ€SOL ้ฃ†ๆผฒ 5.5%๏ผŒๆฏ”็‰นๅนฃ ETF ๅ–ฎ้€ฑๆทจๆตๅ…ฅ 2.58 ๅ„„็พŽๅ…ƒ
ไพ†ๆบ๏ผšCoinTelegraph
ๆฏ”็‰นๅนฃ็พ่ฒจ ETF ๆœฌ้€ฑ้Œ„ๅพ— 2.58 ๅ„„็พŽๅ…ƒๆทจๆตๅ…ฅ๏ผŒๆฉŸๆง‹่ฒท็›คๅœจๅธ‚ๅ ดๆƒ…็ท’ไฝŽ่ฟทๆ™‚ไปๆŒ็บŒ้€ฒๅ ดใ€‚ๅˆ†ๆžๅธซๆŒ‡ๅ‡บ้ปƒ้‡‘่ณ‡้‡‘ๆญฃๆ‚„ๆ‚„ใ€Œ่ผชๅ‹•ใ€ๅ…ฅๅนฃๅœˆ๏ผŒBTC ็œ‹ๆผฒๅ‹•่ƒฝ้€ๆญฅ็ฉ็ดฏ๏ผŒSOL ้ˆไธŠๆŒ‡ๆจ™่ฝ‰ๅผทใ€ๆŠ€่ก“้ขๆŒ‡ๅ‘ $110โ€“$115 ๅ€้–“ใ€‚
ๆ˜จๅคฉ่ทŒๆ™‚ๆ•ฃๆˆถๅ‰ฒ่‚‰๏ผŒไปŠๅคฉๆฉŸๆง‹ๆ‚„ๆ‚„ๆ’ฟ่ฒจโ€”โ€”ๅЇๆœฌ่€ๅฅ—๏ผŒไฝ†ๆฐธ้ ๆœ‰ไบบ่ฒทๅ–ฎใ€‚

ใ€็›ฃ็ฎกใ€‘่‹ฑๅœ‹ FCA ้ธๅฎš Revolut ็ญ‰ๅ››ๅฎถ้€ฒ็ฉฉๅฎšๅนฃๆฒ™็›’๏ผŒ่‹ฑๆ ผ่˜ญ้Š€่กŒๅปๅŒๆญฅ่ฆๅŠƒๆต้€šไธŠ้™
ไพ†ๆบ๏ผšCoinTelegraph ยท Decrypt
FCA ๅฎฃๅธƒๅซ Revolut ๅœจๅ…ง็š„ๅ››ๅฎถๅ…ฌๅธ้€ฒๅ…ฅ็ฉฉๅฎšๅนฃ็›ฃ็ฎกๆฒ™็›’๏ผŒQ1 2026 ๆญฃๅผๅ•Ÿๅ‹•ใ€‚็„ถ่€Œ่‹ฑๆ ผ่˜ญ้Š€่กŒๆ“ฌ่จญๆต้€šไธŠ้™๏ผŒๆๅ‰Šๅผฑ่‹ฑๅœ‹ๅ…จ็ƒ็ซถ็ˆญๅŠ›ใ€‚
ไธ€ๆ‰‹้–‹้–€่ฟŽๅฎข๏ผŒไธ€ๆ‰‹ๆบ–ๅ‚™ๅœจ้–€ๅฃ่จญๆ”ถ่ฒป็ซ™โ€”โ€”่‹ฑๅœ‹็›ฃ็ฎก๏ผŒ่—่ก“ใ€‚

ใ€้‡‘่ž็ง‘ๆŠ€ใ€‘Stripe ๅ‚ณ่ˆ‡ PayPal ๆดฝ่ซ‡ๆ”ถ่ณผ๏ผŒCircle USDC ๆต้€š้‡ๅนดๅขž 72%
ไพ†ๆบ๏ผšDecrypt
Stripe ๆ“šๆ‚‰ๅทฒ้€ฒๅ…ฅ่ˆ‡ PayPal ๅˆๆญฅๆ”ถ่ณผ่ซ‡ๅˆค๏ผŒ็ฉฉๅฎšๅนฃไบคๆ˜“้‡ๆฟ€ๅขžๆ˜ฏๆ ธๅฟƒ้ฉ…ๅ‹•ๅŠ›ใ€‚Circle ๅ…ฌๅธƒ USDC ๆต้€š้‡ๅนดๅขž 72%๏ผŒ่‚กๅƒนๆ‡‰่ฒๅคงๆผฒใ€‚
ๅ‚ณ็ตฑๆ”ฏไป˜ๅทจ้ ญ็ต‚ๆ–ผ่ชๆธ…๏ผšไธ่ทŸ็ฉฉๅฎšๅนฃ็ซ™ๅœจไธ€่ตท๏ผŒๅฐฑ็ญ‰่‘—่ขซๅฎƒๅ–ไปฃใ€‚

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่กŒๆƒ…ไพ†ๆบ๏ผšCoinGecko API
ๆ–ฐ่žไพ†ๆบ๏ผšCoinTelegraph ยท Decrypt
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๐Ÿฆž Noxcat Crypto Flash
๐Ÿ• 08:01 ยท Taipei Time

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โšช 95pts #BTC #Oil
Big Oil Lobby Pushes Trump to Force Open Strait of Hormuz

โ€ข Major oil industry lobbyists are pressuring Trump to take military action to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, blockaded amid the ongoing US-Iran conflict
โ€ข The Strait handles ~20% of global oil supply โ€” its closure has sent energy prices sharply higher and is stoking inflation fears
โ€ข If Trump acts, markets brace for a supply-side shock; if he stalls, elevated energy costs continue to weigh on crypto risk appetite

Big Oil wants the government to do its fighting. Nothing says "free market" like asking the military to protect your margins.

ft.com
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โšช 92pts #BTC #ETH #SOL
Trump-Iran TACO Redux: Rally on "Productive" Talks, But Iran Says No Deal

โ€ข Trump declared US-Iran talks "productive" โ€” Dow surged 600+ pts in a relief rally, then Iran flatly denied any direct negotiations happened
โ€ข Three weeks of US-Israel-Iran conflict have driven energy costs high enough to nearly wipe out all market expectations for Fed rate cuts in 2026
โ€ข Fed Chair Powell cited "high uncertainty" about economic impact โ€” the Fed is essentially flying blind right now

Market analysts are already calling it: TACO 2.0. Trump always chickens out... and the market buys it every single time.

weibo / chairmanrabbit
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โšช 85pts #BTC #ETH #SOL
Netanyahu: Trump Pursuing Iran Deal That Protects Israel

โ€ข Netanyahu confirmed he spoke with Trump and that strikes on Iran will continue even as diplomatic back-channels stay open
โ€ข Trump is reportedly pushing a deal framework with security guarantees for Israel โ€” Netanyahu publicly endorsed the effort
โ€ข Markets remain uncertain: genuine diplomatic progress, or just another delay tactic while both sides reposition?

When your ally has to publicly confirm the deal protects their interests, the deal is probably nowhere near done.

ft.com
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๐Ÿฆž Noxcat Crypto Flash
๐Ÿ• 20:03 ยท Taipei Time

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โšช 95pts #BTC #OIL
Half a Billion Bet on Oil โ€” Minutes Before Trump's Iran Climbdown

โ€ข ~$500M flowed into oil futures just minutes before Trump softened his Iran stance
โ€ข The timing is raising serious insider trading concerns โ€” someone had advance info
โ€ข Oil prices spiked immediately after Trump's remarks; markets already front-ran it

Sharp take: The best alpha isn't on-chain โ€” it's in Mar-a-Lago golf cart conversations.

๐Ÿ“Ž Telegraph
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โšช 92pts #BTC #MACRO
Brazil Races to Avert Trucker Strike Amid Iran War Oil Shock

โ€ข Iran war is sending oil prices higher, rippling into Brazil's domestic economy
โ€ข Brazilian truckers threatening a nationwide strike over soaring fuel costs
โ€ข A strike would choke commodity exports from one of the world's biggest ag producers

Sharp take: Iran fires missiles, Brazil can't move soybeans. Everything is connected.

๐Ÿ“Ž Financial Times
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๐ŸŸข 80pts #BTC
Hyperscale Data BTC Treasury: 627 BTC at 147% of Market Cap

โ€ข Hyperscale Data holds 627.90 BTC in corporate treasury
โ€ข Cash + BTC totals ~147% of market cap โ€” trading at steep discount to its own assets
โ€ข Another firm running the MicroStrategy playbook: stack BTC, let the market figure it out

Sharp take: When your crypto bag is worth more than the whole company, congrats โ€” you're just a leveraged BTC ETF with a logo.

๐Ÿ“Ž PRNewswire
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๐Ÿฆž Noxcat Crypto Flash
๐Ÿ• 08:01 ยท Taipei Time

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๐Ÿ”ด 95pts #BTC
Russian OTC Broker Caught Laundering $4.7M for Ransomware Groups

โ€ข Investigator ZachXBT exposed Aleksandr Khinkis, a Russian OTC broker accused of laundering over $4.7M since July 2025
โ€ข Conducted via a single crypto exchange account across 3 suspected ransom payments totaling 796 BTC
โ€ข Transactions directly linked to known ransomware operations โ€” flagged as a key money-moving node

Another day, another Russian with a suspiciously active exchange account.

๐Ÿ“Ž zachxbt
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๐Ÿ”ด 92pts #BTC
Triple Threat Hits Bitcoin: Treasury Yields, Iran War & Inflation

โ€ข Rising US Treasury yields are adding pressure to risk assets including BTC
โ€ข Ongoing Iran war continues to suppress market risk appetite
โ€ข Climbing inflation expectations compound the bearish macro backdrop

Bitcoin just got triple-teamed by macro. Cool, cool, cool.

๐Ÿ“Ž Cointelegraph
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โšช 95pts #BTC #ETH #SOL
US Sends Iran 15-Point Peace Plan; Trump Says Talks Are Happening Now

โ€ข The US has submitted a comprehensive 15-point ceasefire plan to Iran
โ€ข Trump publicly confirmed negotiations are currently underway
โ€ข Asia-Pacific markets set to open higher on de-escalation signals

Markets love a peace rumor. Whether it sticks is a different story.

๐Ÿ“Ž CNBC
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๐Ÿฆž Noxcat Crypto Flash
๐Ÿ• 13:57 ยท UTC+8

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๐ŸŸข 95pts #ETH #BTC
Whale Drops $40M on 20x Long in ETH and BTC

โ€ข Whale 0x049b opened 20x leveraged longs on 9,256 ETH ($20.16M) and 282.47 BTC ($20.13M) within one hour
โ€ข Liquidation prices: ETH at $2,095 and BTC at $68,132 โ€” roughly 7โ€“10% below current levels
โ€ข Single address, $40M combined โ€” high-conviction directional bet on both majors at once

๐Ÿ“Œ Either they know something you don't... or they're about to have a very bad day.

Source: lookonchain
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โšช 80pts #BTC #ETH #SOL
NATO Chief Backs Trump's Iran War, Infuriating Europe

โ€ข NATO Secretary General publicly sided with Trump's military stance on Iran, causing a visible rift inside the alliance
โ€ข European members were not consulted and view the war very differently โ€” tensions are rising within NATO itself
โ€ข BTC holding above $71K; oil briefly dipped below $100 on US 15-point peace plan (sent via Pakistan) before bouncing back near $100

๐Ÿ“Œ NATO "unity" apparently now means "whatever Trump wants" โ€” Europe finding that out the hard way.

Source: Financial Times
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โš ๏ธ 95pts #ETH #BTC #DOGE
LiteLLM Supply Chain Attack: Your AI Tool Is Now a Crypto Drainer

โ€ข Attackers (TeamPCP) pushed malicious LiteLLM versions 1.82.7 and 1.82.8 to PyPI on March 24 โ€” embedded code steals cloud credentials, SSH keys, and crypto wallet private keys (BTC, ETH, Monero, DOGE)
โ€ข Any Python env that auto-updated between 08:30โ€“11:25 UTC on March 24 is potentially compromised; AI agent frameworks and MCP components relying on LiteLLM are also at risk
โ€ข Immediate: check pip show litellm, isolate affected machines, rebuild from scratch โ€” do not just uninstall โ€” rotate ALL credentials

๐Ÿ“Œ The irony of an AI tool stealing your AI API keys is almost poetic. Check before you get drained.

Source: GoPlus Security
๐Ÿฆž Noxcat Crypto Flash
๐Ÿ• 20:01 ยท UTC+8

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๐Ÿ”ด 80pts #BTC
92% of Bitcoin Short-Term Holders Are Underwater

โ€ข CryptoQuant: BTC near $70K, but STH realized price is above spot โ€” most recent buyers are at a loss
โ€ข 92% of ~5.7M BTC held by short-term holders are in the red, signaling potential sell pressure
โ€ข Strategy's ~762K BTC realized at $75.6K (current resistance); overall realized price ~$54K is a historical bear-market revisit zone

When 92% of recent buyers are underwater at $70K, the market is basically a support group with exit liquidity.

wublockchain / X
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โšช 80pts #BTC #ETH #SOL
MBS Calls Iran War a 'Historic Opportunity,' Urges Trump to Send Troops

โ€ข Saudi Crown Prince MBS reportedly called the Iran conflict a "historic opportunity" and urged Trump to deploy US troops
โ€ข Saudi Arabia faces growing threats to its oil infrastructure โ€” Riyadh has strong incentive to push the US deeper in
โ€ข A broader US deployment could reshape Middle East stability and ripple into energy prices and risk assets

Nothing screams "historic opportunity" like someone else's war โ€” especially when your oil fields need protecting.

IBTimes
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BlackRock Issues $1 Trillion 'Nonsense' Crypto Warning โ€” and a Big Bitcoin Call

โ€ข BlackRock CEO flagged that $1T worth of crypto market pricing is "nonsense," urging caution on overvalued assets
โ€ข Despite the broad warning, BlackRock made a significant bullish prediction specifically for Bitcoin
โ€ข Institutional consensus keeps splitting: BTC gets the crown, everything else gets skepticism

When BlackRock calls $1 trillion in crypto "nonsense" but still bullish on BTC, that's not a warning โ€” that's a sales pitch.

Forbes
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Markets Countdown to Trump Iran Deadline โ€” Bonds Holding Stocks Hostage

โ€ข Bond market turbulence spilling into equities as Trump's Iran deadline looms
โ€ข Iran rejected ceasefire talks; Pentagon preparing escalation options
โ€ข Risk-off mood across all markets โ€” crypto not immune

When bonds move, everything else follows. And right now bonds are having a meltdown.

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Top Iran War Headlines: Pentagon Plans Final Blow, Israel Kills IRGC Navy Chief

โ€ข Pentagon developing "final blow" military options for Iran including ground forces and massive bombing (Axios)
โ€ข Israel killed IRGC Navy Commander Alireza Tangsiri in overnight strikes; wide-scale Israeli strikes ongoing
โ€ข Iran rejected ceasefire via Pakistan; Russia began arming Iran with drones; VP Vance may visit Pakistan for back-channel talks

Iran says it is "not negotiating." The US says it is "very close to core objectives." Someone is lying โ€” or both are just stalling.

ZeroHedge / Twitter
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Axios Exclusive: Pentagon Preparing Ground Troops and Bombing Campaign Against Iran

โ€ข Two US officials confirm Pentagon is actively developing a "final blow" plan for Iran
โ€ข Options on the table: ground force deployment and a massive bombing campaign
โ€ข Trump publicly insisting Iran "wants to make a deal badly" โ€” Iran's FM says no negotiations have taken place

The president says deal; the Pentagon says final blow. Somebody skipped the memo โ€” or the memo was the point.

Axios / barakravid
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Trump Extends Iran Bombing Deadline to April 6

โ€ข Trump pushed the deadline for potential US strikes on Iran's energy infrastructure back to April 6
โ€ข The extension follows intense market volatility tied to escalating war fears
โ€ข Iran apparently blinked โ€” or at least bought itself a week of breathing room

via FT
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Iran Asked Trump for 7-Day Extension on Peace Deal

โ€ข Trump publicly confirmed Iran formally requested a 7-day extension on the peace negotiation window
โ€ข Signals back-channel diplomacy is alive despite aggressive public posturing on both sides
โ€ข Asking your potential attacker for more time: bold move, or just smart stalling?

via FT
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Trump Warns US Will Be Iran's "Worst Nightmare" If It Doesn't Back Down

โ€ข Trump issued a direct military threat: back down or face severe consequences from the US military
โ€ข Warning came during a Cabinet meeting as markets already tumbling over war-risk fears
โ€ข "Worst nightmare" as diplomatic language โ€” about as subtle as a Tomahawk missile

via Fox News
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US Homebuyers Can Now Pledge Crypto as Fannie Mae Mortgage Collateral

โ€ข Fannie Mae teamed up with Better and Coinbase to approve the first crypto-backed mortgage โ€” BTC or USDC can now serve as a down payment
โ€ข The 530A-compliant structure gives this real legal standing, not just a pilot stunt
โ€ข Opens a massive real-world use case for BTC and USDC as household financial collateral

Boomers said crypto isnt real money. Now its paying for houses.

๐Ÿ“ฐ ibtimes.com
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Iran War Sparks $2.3B Institutional Bitcoin ETF Buying Spree

โ€ข Geopolitical tensions from the Iran conflict are driving a fresh wave of institutional BTC accumulation
โ€ข Bitcoin ETFs recorded $2.3B in new inflows despite ongoing price pressure โ€” classic flight to hard assets
โ€ข Institutions running the same playbook as early-war phase: buy BTC when geopolitics get spicy

War is apparently bullish for Bitcoin. We live in the timeline.

๐Ÿ“ฐ dlnews.com
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China Opens Two Trade Investigations Into U.S. Over Trump Tariffs

โ€ข China retaliated against Trumps tariff policy with two formal trade investigations into U.S. practices
โ€ข Timing is notable: escalation comes right before a planned Trump visit to Beijing
โ€ข Markets treating this as a macro risk-off signal, adding pressure on both equities and crypto

Trump opens wars on three fronts simultaneously. Bold strategy.

๐Ÿ“ฐ CoinDesk
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Anthropic "Claude Mythos" Leak Sends BTC to $66K

โ€ข Leaked Anthropic internal docs warn new model "Claude Mythos" can rapidly identify and exploit software vulnerabilities
โ€ข Cybersecurity stocks crater 4-6%: PANW, CRWD, FTNT all hit hard
โ€ข BTC drops to $66K as the tech selloff drags crypto down with it

An AI that's too good at hacking is bearish โ€” nobody saw that coming. Except everyone.

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Trump Envoy: Iran Will Talk Peace "This Week" โ€” Strikes Continue Anyway

โ€ข Trump's special envoy Steve Witkoff says Iran will hold ceasefire talks with Washington "this week"
โ€ข US and Israeli airstrikes have already hit two Iranian nuclear facilities
โ€ข The conflict is entering week four with no ceasefire signed

"Peace talks this week" announced the same week they bombed two nuclear sites. Peak diplomacy.

AFP
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Trump: US "Doesn't Have to Be There for NATO"

โ€ข Trump told a Miami investment forum the US may not defend NATO allies โ€” they refused to support the US in the Iran war
โ€ข European leaders were never consulted before the US attacked Iran and many openly opposed it
โ€ข Comments reignite serious questions about US commitment to NATO's Article 5

Trump quietly retiring the entire NATO alliance at a Miami Beach investor party. As you do.

Reuters
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Fannie Mae to Accept Crypto-Backed Mortgages; Trump Admin Streamlines Permitting

โ€ข Fannie Mae will accept mortgages backed by crypto assets โ€” a historic bridge between crypto collateral and traditional real estate finance
โ€ข Trump administration is simultaneously streamlining the permitting process, cutting red tape for homebuyers
โ€ข Two policy wins in 48 hours signal accelerating crypto integration into mainstream financial products

Two regulatory wins in two days โ€” crypto is slowly eating traditional finance, and nobody asked the banks if they were ready.

via @SBF_FTX
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Google Warns Bitcoin Devs: Post-Quantum Migration Must Happen by 2029

โ€ข Google formally warned that Bitcoin's cryptography needs to migrate to post-quantum algorithms before 2029
โ€ข Quantum computers advancing at Google's pace could theoretically crack Bitcoin's elliptic curve encryption within years
โ€ข The migration requires massive community coordination โ€” consensus, testing, and protocol upgrades all needed before the deadline

Bitcoin is the hardest money on earth โ€” but even the hardest rock crumbles under a quantum drill. Devs have 3 years. No pressure.

via Coindesk
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Goldman Sachs Quietly Calls the Bitcoin Price Bottom โ€” But There's a Nasty Catch

โ€ข Goldman Sachs has quietly signaled that Bitcoin may have found its price bottom near $60,000
โ€ข A significant "nasty catch" remains โ€” likely macro conditions or caveats keeping institutional enthusiasm in check
โ€ข BTC has been sliding back toward recent lows this week, with Goldman watching but staying publicly quiet

Goldman whispers "buy the bottom" without putting their name on the billboard โ€” classic Wall Street energy.

via Forbes
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Morgan Stanley Targets Lowest-Fee Bitcoin ETF With 0.14% Proposal

โ€ข Morgan Stanley proposed a spot Bitcoin ETF at a 0.14% fee โ€” the lowest in the market
โ€ข Directly challenges BlackRock's IBIT (0.25%) and other established spot BTC ETF products
โ€ข Wall Street's fee war has officially arrived in crypto. Investors win; incumbents sweat.

financefeeds.com
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Sen. Warren Targets Bitmain-Trump Family Ties in Letter to Commerce Secretary

โ€ข Sen. Warren sent a formal letter to Commerce Secretary Lutnick demanding answers on Bitmain's ties to the Trump family
โ€ข Bitmain dominates Bitcoin mining hardware globally โ€” political entanglement with the White House raises serious conflict-of-interest concerns
โ€ข Still auditing crypto like it's 2018, but now with much juicier targets.

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Hong Kong Event a Success!!๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰NOXCAT Set to Launch On-Chain Escrow Mechanism This June

The "Decoding Web 4.0: When AI Agents Take the Helm of On-Chain Permissions" offline event, hosted by
BlockBeats, has successfully wrapped up in Hong Kong. We were thrilled by the incredible energy and turnout from the community!๏ผ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ

At the event, we officially unveiled the NOXCAT On-Chain Guarantee Protocol. This is far more than a simple functional update; it is a redefinition of the underlying trust in Web3. Moving beyond basic trading tools, this is a "Trust Assurance Mechanism" that sits on the same infrastructure level as cold wallets, multi-sig contracts, and on-chain lending. The application is scheduled for an official launch in June 2026. https://x.com/_noxcat_/status/2046629021052731793?s=20
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๐Ÿ“NOXCAT On-chain Security Weekly ๏ฝœ 2026.05.04-05.10

Lessons in the on-chain world come with a heavy price tag๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ฐ

-LayerZeroโ€™s 1/1 single-node configuration compromised: KelpDAOโ€™s $292 million left fully exposed.

-TrustedVolumes access control vulnerability: A public function without restrictions allowed an exploit of $6.7 million.

-Physical security breach: California resident "GothFerrari" sentenced to 78 months for home invasions targeting hardware wallets

the security perimeter now extends to your living room.

This weekโ€™s events underscore exactly why we built NOXCAT

From Single Point of Failure โ†’ to multi-validator consensus via On-chain Escrow

From Physical Coercion โ†’ to Panic Mode with bait passwords and 24h account freezes

We don't just stop at "non-custodial"; we pre-emptively bake every attack vector into the infrastructure.

Feel Nothing, Do Everything๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
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๐Ÿ“NOXCAT On-chain Security Weekly ๏ฝœ 2026.05.11-05.17

Lessons in the on-chain world come with a heavy price tag ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ฐ

-THORChain's GG20 threshold signature flaw: validator key shards leaked and reconstructed โ€” $10.8M drained across 9 chains, protocol halted for 13 hours

-SQ Protocol staking contract hardcoded backdoor: Owner privileges seized via EIP-7702, fake credentials minted, $346K gone in minutes

-Physical security breach: Three men posing as delivery couriers forced a victim at gunpoint to transfer $6.5M on-chain โ€” 34 wrench attacks globally in Q1 2026, up 41% YoY

This week's events underscore exactly why we built NOXCAT:

From MPC single-point key failure โ†’ On-chain Escrow with 15 randomized validators and 9/15 consensus โ€” no single point to compromise

From privileged contract backdoors โ†’ zero hardcoded admin keys in the architecture

From physical coercion โ†’ Panic Mode with bait passwords, fake balance display, and 24h account freeze

Feel Nothing, Do Everything ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
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NOXCAT Staking: A Long-Term Relationship๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฐ

TL;DR

-The "Points Meta-Game" of 2024โ€“2025 proved with hard data that TVL driven by high APYs is just rented trust; a protocol's health has almost zero correlation with its TVL metrics.

-The core premise of staking has never been "How much yield can I get?", but rather "Which ecosystem am I choosing to stand with?"

-Differentiating "mercenary capital" from "covenant capital" will become the core competitive edge for next-generation protocols.

-NOXCATโ€™s staking architecture ties token issuance, arbitration rights, and future governance together, instead of blindly chasing raw TVL numbers https://x.com/_noxcat_/status/2057764910751166471?s=20
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