I am absolutely astounded that people actually replied to this never mind that it worked

https://redd.it/qi86v9
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Bad match, wholesome chat
https://redd.it/qib8ta
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This sounds like the plot of an Amy Schumer movie I'd pay not to see. (still swiped right though)
https://redd.it/qidp9f
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Like an open book

https://redd.it/qiljlw
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If we’re posting bullets dodged, here’s one from earlier this month

https://redd.it/qidrx7
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Yeah so this one hurt a little...
https://redd.it/qiwl3q
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I do not have a dick so sadly I cannot help them on their endeavors to see a dick but I hope they find what they're looking for 😌✌️
https://redd.it/qj3xs3
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Best opener I've ever received.
https://redd.it/qj814d
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Fellas, when your match has to reschedule your date because they had unplanned abdominal surgery, this is not how you should respond.
https://redd.it/qjaqii
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I wish all my matches went this smoothly. Night was great success! 👍🏻😁👍🏻

https://redd.it/qj57cp
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