They just unveiled a 14-foot golden statue of CZ (yes, Binance’s CZ) in D.C.
Cost: $50K.
Feature: the iconic 4-finger “HODL” hand ✋
Funded by four anonymous donors (probably the same four fingers).
And of course — there’s already a memecoin: $CZSTATUE, market cap $577K.
Crypto never misses an opportunity 😆
Cost: $50K.
Feature: the iconic 4-finger “HODL” hand ✋
Funded by four anonymous donors (probably the same four fingers).
And of course — there’s already a memecoin: $CZSTATUE, market cap $577K.
Crypto never misses an opportunity 😆
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Garden Finance got gardened 🌸💀
Another day, another hack.
Garden Finance lost $10.8M across multiple chains - and turns out 25% of its volume was already from stolen funds 😬
So the “garden” was actually a laundromat all along. 🧺
Team’s now offering a 10% white-hat bounty, but the exploiter’s already gone multi-chain ninja mode.
Another day, another hack.
Garden Finance lost $10.8M across multiple chains - and turns out 25% of its volume was already from stolen funds 😬
So the “garden” was actually a laundromat all along. 🧺
Team’s now offering a 10% white-hat bounty, but the exploiter’s already gone multi-chain ninja mode.
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Hong Kong opening the crypto floodgates 🇭🇰
Hong Kong’s done playing safe - it’s letting licensed exchanges connect to global order books.
No more sandbox mode.
This means local platforms can finally tap real liquidity instead of trading in a closed bubble.
Basically, Hong Kong just told the world: “We’re open for crypto business again.” 🏦🔥
Hong Kong’s done playing safe - it’s letting licensed exchanges connect to global order books.
No more sandbox mode.
This means local platforms can finally tap real liquidity instead of trading in a closed bubble.
Basically, Hong Kong just told the world: “We’re open for crypto business again.” 🏦🔥
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Prince Andrew’s crypto court drama 👑💸
So apparently, Prince Andrew gave a private Buckingham Palace tour to crypto investors from a failed Bitcoin mining firm.
The company was supposed to pay his ex, Sarah Ferguson, £1.4M - she still got £200K before it all crashed.
Now the BBC says the palace is not amused.
The “House of Windsor” just got a blockchain scandal upgrade. 🏰💀
So apparently, Prince Andrew gave a private Buckingham Palace tour to crypto investors from a failed Bitcoin mining firm.
The company was supposed to pay his ex, Sarah Ferguson, £1.4M - she still got £200K before it all crashed.
Now the BBC says the palace is not amused.
The “House of Windsor” just got a blockchain scandal upgrade. 🏰💀
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Aussie cops just rage-quit the dark web 👮♂️💥
55 arrests. 800 charges. $37.9M in crypto seized.
Operation Ironside just dropped Phase 3 - the Aussie-FBI collab catching criminals using the ANØM app, a fake encrypted messenger.
Basically: the cops catfished the entire underworld. 🕵️♂️💬
Crypto bros of the dark web: it’s over, mate.
55 arrests. 800 charges. $37.9M in crypto seized.
Operation Ironside just dropped Phase 3 - the Aussie-FBI collab catching criminals using the ANØM app, a fake encrypted messenger.
Basically: the cops catfished the entire underworld. 🕵️♂️💬
Crypto bros of the dark web: it’s over, mate.
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Mother Coin up 25% as Iggy Azalea launches Thrust 🚀
Iggy’s not just rapping - she’s building on Solana.
Her new platform “Thrust” wants to clean up the celeb memecoin scene - no more pump & dumps (allegedly 😏).
MOTHER token soared 25%.
Fun fact: Megan Fox might join next. Hollywood’s going on-chain.
Iggy’s not just rapping - she’s building on Solana.
Her new platform “Thrust” wants to clean up the celeb memecoin scene - no more pump & dumps (allegedly 😏).
MOTHER token soared 25%.
Fun fact: Megan Fox might join next. Hollywood’s going on-chain.
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Miami Mayor flexes 300% gains on his Bitcoin salary 💸
Francis Suarez says his BTC paychecks tripled since 2021.
Paid at $30K, sitting on 3× gains - and still not selling.
“Bitcoin is the future,” he smiles, sipping cafecito.😁
Probably the only politician who didn’t rage-quit during bear season.
Francis Suarez says his BTC paychecks tripled since 2021.
Paid at $30K, sitting on 3× gains - and still not selling.
“Bitcoin is the future,” he smiles, sipping cafecito.😁
Probably the only politician who didn’t rage-quit during bear season.
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Bitcoin today went five-digit mode again - briefly dipped below $100K 😬💀
Crypto Twitter lost its mind for 20 minutes as BTC flirted with $99,324, only to bounce back above $102K like a drama queen that just wanted attention.
Markets called it “healthy volatility.” Traders called it “a heart attack.”
Crypto Twitter lost its mind for 20 minutes as BTC flirted with $99,324, only to bounce back above $102K like a drama queen that just wanted attention.
Markets called it “healthy volatility.” Traders called it “a heart attack.”
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Google adds prediction markets to Finance search 🔮
Soon you’ll ask Google: “Will BTC hit $150K in 2025?” - and get real-time odds from Polymarket & Kalshi right in the results.
Both platforms just hit billion-dollar valuations as event trading goes mainstream.
ICE and big institutions are betting on the “wisdom of the crowd.”
Even Google wants in on crypto degens’ favorite game - guessing the future.
Soon you’ll ask Google: “Will BTC hit $150K in 2025?” - and get real-time odds from Polymarket & Kalshi right in the results.
Both platforms just hit billion-dollar valuations as event trading goes mainstream.
ICE and big institutions are betting on the “wisdom of the crowd.”
Even Google wants in on crypto degens’ favorite game - guessing the future.
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Jack Dorsey’s Block pulled in $1.97B in Bitcoin revenue last quarter - that’s almost one-third of its total income.
But the stock? Down over 10% in a day.
Apparently, even making billions off Bitcoin isn’t bullish enough for Wall Street.
Maybe Jack should just rename it to “SquareCoin” and call it DeFi 🤷♂️
But the stock? Down over 10% in a day.
Apparently, even making billions off Bitcoin isn’t bullish enough for Wall Street.
Maybe Jack should just rename it to “SquareCoin” and call it DeFi 🤷♂️
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Polymarket’s “wisdom of the crowd” turns out to be bots talking to themselves 🤖📈
Columbia University researchers found massive wash trading inflating volumes on Polymarket.
Basically, traders were buying and selling to… themselves.
The platform wasn’t behind it - but crypto’s Wild West design sure helped.
Looks like some people really bet on both sides.
💬 Nothing says “decentralized democracy” like 12 wallets arguing with themselves about the next election.
Columbia University researchers found massive wash trading inflating volumes on Polymarket.
Basically, traders were buying and selling to… themselves.
The platform wasn’t behind it - but crypto’s Wild West design sure helped.
Looks like some people really bet on both sides.
💬 Nothing says “decentralized democracy” like 12 wallets arguing with themselves about the next election.
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Bitcoin’s the DJ, alts just vibe 🎧
Wintermute says alts only start partying when BTC’s within 10% of its ATH.
Right now it’s still ~16% below, so the dance floor’s half-empty. 🕺
BTC outperforms alts 54% of the time in these conditions - 58% if it dips to $100K.
Every “altseason” tweet ages like milk until Bitcoin says go. 😂
Wintermute says alts only start partying when BTC’s within 10% of its ATH.
Right now it’s still ~16% below, so the dance floor’s half-empty. 🕺
BTC outperforms alts 54% of the time in these conditions - 58% if it dips to $100K.
Every “altseason” tweet ages like milk until Bitcoin says go. 😂
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