The Musk-Bitcoin scammer just got hit with the ultimate crypto karma 💸🔥
Dude stole ~$794K in BTC during the 2020 Twitter mega-hack (Obama, Musk, Biden - basically half the planet).
Then he went to prison… and the stolen coins moon-ed.
Now the court says: “Cool gains, hand over £4M.”
Steal during a bull market → serve time → number go up → government wants its cut.
Peak 2020 energy. 😂
Dude stole ~$794K in BTC during the 2020 Twitter mega-hack (Obama, Musk, Biden - basically half the planet).
Then he went to prison… and the stolen coins moon-ed.
Now the court says: “Cool gains, hand over £4M.”
Steal during a bull market → serve time → number go up → government wants its cut.
Peak 2020 energy. 😂
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Hong Kong just approved its first foreign crypto bank - bull market cosplay continues 🇭🇰🚀
AMINA Bank gets the green light to offer “institutional-grade everything,” right after HK volumes spiked 233%.
They can now custody & trade 13 coins - BTC, ETH, USDC, even DeFi majors.
TradFi entering crypto like: “We were here the whole time 🤥.”
AMINA Bank gets the green light to offer “institutional-grade everything,” right after HK volumes spiked 233%.
They can now custody & trade 13 coins - BTC, ETH, USDC, even DeFi majors.
TradFi entering crypto like: “We were here the whole time 🤥.”
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MSCI To Bitcoin Firms: “Nice Treasury, Would Be A Shame If Index Funds Dumped It”
😏 MSCI is flirting with the idea of kicking BTC-heavy companies out of its top indexes if more than half their balance sheet is in crypto.
💣 That could force billions in passive selling, with JPMorgan saying MicroStrategy alone might eat up to $2.8B of sell pressure if this goes through.
🧨 Moral of the story: you turned your company into a leveraged Bitcoin ETF — now the TradFi index gods are deciding whether you still count as a “normal stock.”
😏 MSCI is flirting with the idea of kicking BTC-heavy companies out of its top indexes if more than half their balance sheet is in crypto.
💣 That could force billions in passive selling, with JPMorgan saying MicroStrategy alone might eat up to $2.8B of sell pressure if this goes through.
🧨 Moral of the story: you turned your company into a leveraged Bitcoin ETF — now the TradFi index gods are deciding whether you still count as a “normal stock.”
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SharpLink just moved 5,442 ETH to Galaxy Digital… and CT thinks it’s doomsday 🫠📉
The firm is sitting on $479M in unrealized ETH losses - brutal.
With ETH sliding to $3,000, rumors fly: OTC dump? Treasury panic?
But they insist: “We’re committed to our ETH strategy.”
Diamond hands or forced hands? Hard to tell. 😂
The firm is sitting on $479M in unrealized ETH losses - brutal.
With ETH sliding to $3,000, rumors fly: OTC dump? Treasury panic?
But they insist: “We’re committed to our ETH strategy.”
Diamond hands or forced hands? Hard to tell. 😂
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Bitcoin Dumps, Retail Panics, BlackRock Hits “Buy The Dip” Again
😬 BTC nukes to new lows, CT screams “we’re so back” and “we’re so wrecked” at the same time - then price casually bounces ~8% off the bottom.
🤑 While retail argues about the end of the bull run, BlackRock is once again rumored to be loading up BTC and ETH on sale, just like previous dips where it quietly bought over $1B worth for its ETFs.
😬 BTC nukes to new lows, CT screams “we’re so back” and “we’re so wrecked” at the same time - then price casually bounces ~8% off the bottom.
🤑 While retail argues about the end of the bull run, BlackRock is once again rumored to be loading up BTC and ETH on sale, just like previous dips where it quietly bought over $1B worth for its ETFs.
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🚀 One Naval tweet turned Zcash from forgotten privacy coin into an 800% rocket, with every influencer suddenly remembering they’ve always “loved” ZEC.
🔻 Now the chart shows price leaking from the mid-$500s down toward ~$505, and the only real question is whether this was a true privacy renaissance or just a beautifully coordinated pump-and-dump.
🔻 Now the chart shows price leaking from the mid-$500s down toward ~$505, and the only real question is whether this was a true privacy renaissance or just a beautifully coordinated pump-and-dump.
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Thanksgiving: Pump, Dump Or Just More Sideways Turkey
🦃 In 15 years of Thanksgiving weekends, Bitcoin finished up 8 times and down 7, so the legendary “Thanksgiving pump” is basically just vibes with an average return near zero.
🎢 The real chaos was back in the old days — double-digit swings like −26.5% (2010), +16% (2015), +13% (2017) and −13.3% (2018) — while recent years mostly drift inside a sleepy ±3% as traders AFK for turkey.
📈 Zoom out and BTC is still more than 30,000,000% above 2010 levels, which makes this weekend’s candle look tiny compared to your Thanksgiving plate.
🧡 Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! Enjoy the food and the family drama, not just the chart😅
🦃 In 15 years of Thanksgiving weekends, Bitcoin finished up 8 times and down 7, so the legendary “Thanksgiving pump” is basically just vibes with an average return near zero.
🎢 The real chaos was back in the old days — double-digit swings like −26.5% (2010), +16% (2015), +13% (2017) and −13.3% (2018) — while recent years mostly drift inside a sleepy ±3% as traders AFK for turkey.
📈 Zoom out and BTC is still more than 30,000,000% above 2010 levels, which makes this weekend’s candle look tiny compared to your Thanksgiving plate.
🧡 Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! Enjoy the food and the family drama, not just the chart😅
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Conor Calls Khabib’s NFT A Scam… Internet Remembers His REAL Coin
😂 McGregor says Khabib is “using his late father’s name and culture to scam fans” with Papakhas NFTs - then crypto Twitter reminds him his own REAL memecoin tapped out after raising just $392K of a $1M goal and had to refund everyone.
🪦 Celebrity tokens are so down bad that we now have fighters arguing over whose digital cash grab was more “respectful” while the memecoin market quietly hits new lows.
😂 McGregor says Khabib is “using his late father’s name and culture to scam fans” with Papakhas NFTs - then crypto Twitter reminds him his own REAL memecoin tapped out after raising just $392K of a $1M goal and had to refund everyone.
🪦 Celebrity tokens are so down bad that we now have fighters arguing over whose digital cash grab was more “respectful” while the memecoin market quietly hits new lows.
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Wall Street Finally Discovers Degenerate Betting
🎲 Galaxy Digital is talking to Polymarket and Kalshi about becoming a liquidity provider, so your degen election bets might soon be Wall Street–subsidized spreads.
🏦 TradFi spent a decade calling prediction markets “gambling” and now wants to get paid every time you bet on memes and macro.
🎲 Galaxy Digital is talking to Polymarket and Kalshi about becoming a liquidity provider, so your degen election bets might soon be Wall Street–subsidized spreads.
🏦 TradFi spent a decade calling prediction markets “gambling” and now wants to get paid every time you bet on memes and macro.
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Japan To Exchanges: “Cold Wallets Are Not Enough”
💣 After years of hacks and blowups, Japan’s regulators now want exchanges to stash real reserves so users get paid even when “everything is under control.”
📑 Translation: if you run a casino for degen leverage, you also have to keep a rainy-day fund instead of just posting “security is our top priority” after every incident.
💣 After years of hacks and blowups, Japan’s regulators now want exchanges to stash real reserves so users get paid even when “everything is under control.”
📑 Translation: if you run a casino for degen leverage, you also have to keep a rainy-day fund instead of just posting “security is our top priority” after every incident.
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