They will buy as much Bitcoin as they can while fast traders hope to make a quick profit and buy a new Lamborghini.
They aspire to own the world. This is the difference in understanding the essence of things. They want to integrate Bitcoin as deeply into the American economy as possible so that the amount of their Bitcoin exceeds the U.S. external debt. Then, they will probably be able to simply reset everything and deceive everyone again, just like when the dollar was decoupled from gold under Nixon. If someone knows history well, they will understand.
I told you๐ฎ
They aspire to own the world. This is the difference in understanding the essence of things. They want to integrate Bitcoin as deeply into the American economy as possible so that the amount of their Bitcoin exceeds the U.S. external debt. Then, they will probably be able to simply reset everything and deceive everyone again, just like when the dollar was decoupled from gold under Nixon. If someone knows history well, they will understand.
I told you
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South Korean prosecutors just proved the government can lose your Bitcoin faster than you can.
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Gwangju District Prosecutors' Office lost roughly $48 million in seized BTC. Gone mid-2025. Discovered now. How? Employee clicked a phishing link during a "routine inspection" and exposed the wallet password stored on a USB drive.
Gwangju District Prosecutors' Office lost roughly $48 million in seized BTC. Gone mid-2025. Discovered now. How? Employee clicked a phishing link during a "routine inspection" and exposed the wallet password stored on a USB drive.
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Las Vegas businesses now take Bitcoin payments. Before you panic about waiting 40 minutes for coffeeโrelax, they're using Lightning Network.
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Small shops like juice bars and playgrounds switched because Lightning settles instantly (not the 40-minute on-chain nightmare) and costs nearly nothing vs 2-3% credit card fees. Square enabled 4 million US merchants to accept BTC with zero fees through 2026, so this was inevitable.
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Turns out Bitcoin works fine for payments when you don't actually use Bitcoin's main chain. Who knew.
Small shops like juice bars and playgrounds switched because Lightning settles instantly (not the 40-minute on-chain nightmare) and costs nearly nothing vs 2-3% credit card fees. Square enabled 4 million US merchants to accept BTC with zero fees through 2026, so this was inevitable.
Turns out Bitcoin works fine for payments when you don't actually use Bitcoin's main chain. Who knew.
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On-chain investigator ZachXBT just dropped a bombshell:
John Daghita (aka "Lick") allegedly stole $40M+ from US government-seized crypto wallets in 2024 - including funds from the Bitfinex hack recovery.
ZachXBT thread
https://x.com/zachxbt/status/2015430549846777964
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PENGUIN exploded 1500% after the White House posted Trump walking with a penguin. The meme's been viral for days across TikTok and Instagram, then suddenly Binance Alpha lists it, exchanges add instant card purchases, and the White House drops the catalyst right on cue.
https://nietzscheanpenguin.lovable.app/
https://nietzscheanpenguin.lovable.app/
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Meanwhile gold just hit $5,300 - biggest monthly run since the 1980s. Dollar keeps sliding, Trump's hinting the US fleet is near Iran waters, and risk is stacking up. If you're holding high-leverage speculative positions, this is a terrible day to find out what slippage feels like. Close them. Experienced traders: volatility = opportunity, but don't get cute with size.
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HYPE just ripped 50% in two days - not on hype, on actual usage. Silver futures on Hyperliquid hit $1.25 billion in 24-hour volume, making it the third most-traded market after BTC and ETH. Gold and silver are going absolutely bonkers ($5,300/$111), and traders are using Hyperliquid's tokenized commodity markets heavily.
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The tokenomics work in HYPE's favor: trading fees get used to buy back the token. More volume in silver/gold = more buybacks = price goes up. The platform expanded beyond crypto perpetuals into stocks, commodities, indices last October - and it's actually getting used ($25B volume, $1B open interest in 3 months). But 50% in 48 hours means the temperature is extremely high right now. Real fundamentals, but don't chase this late.
The tokenomics work in HYPE's favor: trading fees get used to buy back the token. More volume in silver/gold = more buybacks = price goes up. The platform expanded beyond crypto perpetuals into stocks, commodities, indices last October - and it's actually getting used ($25B volume, $1B open interest in 3 months). But 50% in 48 hours means the temperature is extremely high right now. Real fundamentals, but don't chase this late.
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UAE just launched its first central bank-approved dollar stablecoin. ๐
Not Tether. Not Circle. A local player called Universal Digital got the official green light to issue USDU for regulated digital asset settlements.
Reserves sit with Emirates NBD, Mashreq, and Mbank. Token's registered under Payment Token Services Regulation, meaning institutions in UAE can now legally settle crypto and derivatives trades with it. Whether anyone actually uses it over USDT is the real question, but the regulatory box is checked.
Happy adoption! It's real!โบ๏ธ
Not Tether. Not Circle. A local player called Universal Digital got the official green light to issue USDU for regulated digital asset settlements.
Reserves sit with Emirates NBD, Mashreq, and Mbank. Token's registered under Payment Token Services Regulation, meaning institutions in UAE can now legally settle crypto and derivatives trades with it. Whether anyone actually uses it over USDT is the real question, but the regulatory box is checked.
Happy adoption! It's real!
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Vitalik talks about the future surrounded by loyal followers. It's so cute.๐ ๐ ๐
When I see this photo, I feel anxious that he might fall out of the hammock and break himself. Looks dangerous.
When I see this photo, I feel anxious that he might fall out of the hammock and break himself. Looks dangerous.
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Tesla's Q4 report is out. Still holding 11,509 BTC ($1B) on the balance sheet. Musk didn't sell, didn't add. Just sitting there while the company does other things.
Meanwhile, Tesla's putting $2B into xAI and killing off Model S and Model X production. The BTC position is old news at this point - they haven't touched it in years. The real story is Musk redirecting capital to AI while shutting down legacy car lines.
Meanwhile, Tesla's putting $2B into xAI and killing off Model S and Model X production. The BTC position is old news at this point - they haven't touched it in years. The real story is Musk redirecting capital to AI while shutting down legacy car lines.
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Currently, we are looking to sell it. If you are interested in this offer, please get in touch with us here and let us know your proposed price. @TheMemeTimesGodfather
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BTC touched $74.6K overnight - 10-month low. Strategy's 712K Bitcoin stack briefly went underwater for the first time ever. That's $54B in holdings sitting at a $900M unrealized loss before the bounce to $76K.
It's not just crypto. Gold down 5.5%, silver 8%, natural gas 15%. Nasdaq futures red. Iran-US tension, Epstein docs dropping, and Trump tapping hawkish Warsh for the Fed chair - pick your poison. When everything sells together, it's not a crypto story. It's a liquidity story.
If you spent years mastering technical analysis and reading charts - today's a good reminder that none of it matters when macro decides to throw a tantrum. Watch $74K - if it breaks again with volume, things get uglier.๐
BTC touched $74.6K overnight - 10-month low. Strategy's 712K Bitcoin stack briefly went underwater for the first time ever. That's $54B in holdings sitting at a $900M unrealized loss before the bounce to $76K.
It's not just crypto. Gold down 5.5%, silver 8%, natural gas 15%. Nasdaq futures red. Iran-US tension, Epstein docs dropping, and Trump tapping hawkish Warsh for the Fed chair - pick your poison. When everything sells together, it's not a crypto story. It's a liquidity story.
If you spent years mastering technical analysis and reading charts - today's a good reminder that none of it matters when macro decides to throw a tantrum. Watch $74K - if it breaks again with volume, things get uglier.
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Fear & Greed Index just hit 15. Extreme Fear territory. For context, it almost never drops below 10 - that's reserved for full-blown capitulation events like March 2020 or the FTX collapse.
Does this mean buy? Not necessarily. Does it mean the crowd is panicking while you're trying to think straight? Absolutely.
Historically, readings this low tend to mark local bottoms - but "tend to" isn't a trading strategy. What it does tell you: if you're scared right now, you're not alone. And if you're greedy right now, you're either early or wrong.
Does this mean buy? Not necessarily. Does it mean the crowd is panicking while you're trying to think straight? Absolutely.
Historically, readings this low tend to mark local bottoms - but "tend to" isn't a trading strategy. What it does tell you: if you're scared right now, you're not alone. And if you're greedy right now, you're either early or wrong.
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The theory that Satoshi Nakamoto is a cover story for a US government project refuses to die ๐ SHA-256 was developed by the NSA. The whitepaper appeared from nowhere with flawless architecture. Satoshi vanished without touching ~1.1 million BTC. And now Americaโฆ
Now we need to have a very serious talk. Bitcoin was developed by the US government. Satoshi Nakamoto is a myth for believers. I told you.
๐ Control of BTC developers.
A letter from 2015 appeared on the network, in which Jeffrey Epstein claims that after the collapse of the Bitcoin Foundation, which financed only five key BTC developers, they quickly filled the vacuum that had formed, transferred the developers to the Media Lab under the auspices of grants, and ultimately gained control over them, calling it a great victory.
https://x.com/acquired_savant/status/2018160077769789584
๐ Connections with the creators of Bitcoin.
October 2016: Epstein claimed that he had โspoken with the founders of BTCโ about ideas for a digital currency that would be compatible with Sharia law.
The Ministry of Justice stated that it does not plan to pursue any prosecutions based on these materials.
I told you, think again.
A letter from 2015 appeared on the network, in which Jeffrey Epstein claims that after the collapse of the Bitcoin Foundation, which financed only five key BTC developers, they quickly filled the vacuum that had formed, transferred the developers to the Media Lab under the auspices of grants, and ultimately gained control over them, calling it a great victory.
https://x.com/acquired_savant/status/2018160077769789584
October 2016: Epstein claimed that he had โspoken with the founders of BTCโ about ideas for a digital currency that would be compatible with Sharia law.
The Ministry of Justice stated that it does not plan to pursue any prosecutions based on these materials.
I told you, think again.
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Bitcoin just got kicked out of the global top 10 assets club.
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Now sitting behind Tesla and Saudi Aramco. From "digital gold replacing the dollar" to "smaller than an electric car company" in four months flat. $800 billion vanished since the October peak at $126K.
Now sitting behind Tesla and Saudi Aramco. From "digital gold replacing the dollar" to "smaller than an electric car company" in four months flat. $800 billion vanished since the October peak at $126K.
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Bithumb accidentally airdropped 2000 BTC to users ๐ ๐ ๐
An employee meant to send a 2000 KRW bonus (~$1.50) but fat-fingered it and dropped 2000 BTC instead - thatโs ~$130M in free Bitcoin.
Some lucky recipients instantly smelled the coffee, slammed the sell button, and dumped hard.
An employee meant to send a 2000 KRW bonus (~$1.50) but fat-fingered it and dropped 2000 BTC instead - thatโs ~$130M in free Bitcoin.
Some lucky recipients instantly smelled the coffee, slammed the sell button, and dumped hard.
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