🙏Bitcoin Jesus (Roger Ver) Hires Roger Stone for Tax Case

🧾Roger Ver paid $600K to Trump ally Roger Stone to lobby for him.

🚨Ver’s facing charges for tax evasion & fraud—IRS says he owes $48M.

📉He blames it on Bitcoin being illiquid when he left the U.S.

👀Begged Trump in Jan, fearing 100+ years in prison.

✍️Stone’s now lobbying to change the law Ver got hit with.

⁉️Trump vibes with crypto... a pardon might be brewing?

The true skills of hodlers is research and discipline. Hodling forever is not the answer, but selling at the first dip isn't either... 🤜

🇯🇵Mercari Adds XRP Trading to Its Crypto App

👀Japan’s e-com giant Mercari now lets users buy XRP via its Mercoin app.

💸You can use Merpay balances, Mercari points, or bank transfers to get started.

🆕90% of Mercoin users are first-time crypto buyers—massive onboarding move.

🪙XRP joins $BTC & $ETH on the platform, with a 1 yen ($0.007) min deposit.

🚀BNB Prepping for Liftoff with Lorentz!

🔥BNB flirted with $600 on Sunday, just shy of this month's $630 peak.

⚡Lorentz upgrade dropping April 29, slicing block time from 3s to 1.5s!

🚀Goal? Make BSC one of the FASTEST chains out there, cutting latency big time.

🛠️Next up: Maxwell upgrade in June, aiming for crazy 0.75s block time.

👀BSC tryna catch Solana's 0.4s blocks, while ETH still snoozes at 12s.

❓ COULD MEMECOIN SEASON BE BACK: TRUMP & XYZVerse GO NUTS

🏅$TRUMP memecoin blew up 80% after dropping bombshell news: Top 220 holders get a private dinner with Trump himself.

📈$TRUMP is flirting with $15+ resistance. Break it, and we’re eyeing $20+. Miss it, and we might chill around $9-$12.

✔️Meanwhile, XYZVerse is flexin’ a 30x potential. All-sports memecoin vibes with presale still live at $0.003333.

💰Presale almost done (Stage 12/15) and $13M+ already raised. Early birds aiming for the $0.10 listing moonshot.

That's why I choose crypto instead of fiat... 👨‍💻

🚀$3B inflow into Bitcoin spot ETFs this week, biggest pump since Nov 2024!

📉Meanwhile, Bitcoin price dipped below $94K...yeah, go figure.

🏦BlackRock’s IBIT flexing hard with $240M daily inflow, topping $56B AUM.

📈Trading volume exploded too, $18.7B this week vs $7.1B last week.

👀Overall vibe? ETFs stacking sats, price still shaky...classic crypto chaos.

🔥Despite dropping to $92k, $BTC is back at $94k trying to break the $95k resistance! (and pull the whole market with it)

🇲🇾 CZ x Malaysia PM: Crypto Talks

🔗CZ met Malaysia’s PM to push blockchain growth.

🏛️Gov’t aims to lead in digital assets with strong support.

🚀CZ stays active in shaping crypto after Binance exit.

🌴He’s also influencing crypto moves in Pakistan and the Philippines.

🇵🇰 Trump-backed World Liberty Joins Pakistan's Crypto Push

🔗World Liberty Financial signed with Pakistan Crypto Council to boost DeFi, stablecoins, and tokenization.

👀Pakistan plans regulatory sandboxes and crypto innovation, backed by its young population.

🚀Trump’s family profits from World Liberty, launched last year.

🌍Pakistan ranked 9th globally for crypto adoption, with 25M users and $300B in transactions.

⚡$XRP ETF Launch Incoming!

🚀ProShares set to drop a 2X leveraged XRP futures ETF on April 30.

✅No SEC pushback during review, green light for launch.

📈$XRP trading above $2.24, eyeing $2.50 and $3.00 targets.

🌎Hashdex also rolling out the XRPH11 XRP ETF in Brazil to boost global crypto access.

I just can't help my self... 😭

🔄Coinbase Fights SEC Crypto Ban!

📢Coinbase urges removal of rule blocking SEC staff from holding crypto.

🧠Legal chief Paul Grewal says using crypto is key to smart regulation.

🚫Current rules ban SEC staff from touching crypto since 2022.

⏳Trump ordered crypto regulation plans in 90 days — but SEC staff still can’t use crypto.

✅Grewal pushes for waivers to speed up Crypto Task Force work.

🔥Just today $SAFE has gone above and beyond, surging +30%!!!

🚀$XRP ETF Goes Live Tomorrow!

📈SEC gave the greenlight to ProShares's $XRP ETF — dropping April 30.

✅Ultra, Short & Ultra Short $XRP ETFs coming: from 2x pumps to 2x dumps.

💼Aimed at degens & hedge lords who know the risks (and want the thrill).

🥇Teucrium already launched a 2x $XRP ETF earlier this month — crushed $5M volume on day 1.

📊19 $XRP ETF filings on the SEC table. No spot ETF yet, but demand’s heating up.

🇰🇷South Korea Eyes Spot Crypto ETF by 2025-End

📢Ruling party (PPP) vows to approve spot crypto ETFs before the year wraps.

🏛️Post-impeachment chaos turned crypto into a hot election topic. Vote drops June 3.

🏦PPP also plans to nuke the “one exchange, one bank” rule—finally some competition.

📊Nonprofits might soon ape into crypto too, if PPP wins.

➡️Stablecoin rules, new asset laws & a presidential crypto task force all in the pipeline.

😥SEC Has Done An "Oopsie" Once Again!

⛔SEC hit pause on $XRP ETF approvals—again. Next review in June.

😬Uncertainty rising, investors biting nails waiting for clarity.

📉Even $XRP, a top alt, gets no love—Bitcoin & $ETH still hogging all the institutional spotlight.

🎯ETFs boost visibility, but don’t expect FOMO just yet. No hype = no pump.

🧠“It’s like your coin made Spotify... but no one's adding it to playlists.” – Balchunas, probably.

🇦🇺Australia's 427 Crypto Ghosts

👻427 crypto exchanges registered in Australia... but most are dead accounts.

🔍AUSTRAC says: use it or lose it. Inactive exchanges risk getting yeeted off the list.

💸Dormant licenses = playground for scammers & laundromats. Regulator ain't having it.

✍️Public register dropping soon, so users can double-check who's legit and who's a zombie.

🚫AUSTRAC's message: clean up your act or get cancelled—literally.

☕Solana's Cup (and Handle) of Hope

🧠$145 support is SOL's make-or-break zone right now. Lose it? We slide to $137 fast.

📉Bears smell blood—head & shoulders pattern already flashing red on the 4H chart.

📈But zoom out and boom: cup & handle on the weekly. Ali Martinez says $300 isn't just hopium.

🔥Break $155 and we could moon to $165–$180. Break down and… gg, 200 EMA at $137 says hi.

🤔Bull or bear? SOL's next move might just define the whole alt szn.

Alt season wen...? 😫