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'Dr. Fauci is not permitted to have a cat, because as director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, his petting one would be considered giving aid and comfort to an allergen.'
'If the first audio they downlink is from the descent, we probably won't be able to hear anything over the sound of the rover screaming.'
'The best part of crashing a Mars briefing is you can get in a full 11 minutes of questions before they can start to respond.'
'"Cumulative number of coronavirus spreadsheets created over time" is a spreadsheet I am coming dangerously close to creating.'
'Plus a shirt that says "it feels like you're making eye contact."'
'I've lived in the present for my whole life and I'm not about to move now.'
'Manage cookies related to essential site functions, such as keeping Atrius and his sons imprisoned within the page.'