The Eyes Have It by Philip K. Dick My rating: 4 of 5 stars This story is so short, the Gutenberg license at the end takes up the majority of the pages, but it’s still a fun story. Or, well it is to me and I imageine my boss would also love it. But we’re both degenerates who LOVE puns. This is also a great short story for kids around 3rd or 4th grade when they’d really and truly understand all the idioms being used. Essentially, a short story from the 1950s in which the protagonist reads a book containing a bunch of English idioms that convinces him the characters are aliens. If you love puns, you’ll love it. If you hate puns, run away from the story right now