http://vivacatcat.com/2019/12/05/ancient-cat-law-dictates-that-once-a-kitten-has-chosen-a-spot-to-nap-on-a-human-that-human-is-never-allowed-to-move-again-no-matter-what/
Ancient cat law dictates that once a kitten has chosen a spot to nap on a human, that human is never allowed to move again. No. Matter. What.