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https://aliftafatwas.wordpress.com/2013/04/15/aboo-bakr-said-i-wish-i-were-a-tree-cut-down-by-the-axe-of-a-woodcutter-is-it-true/
'Aboo Bakr said: “I wish I were a tree cut down by the axe of a woodcutter,” is it True?