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https://esoterx.com/2013/10/01/he-wore-a-hat-and-he-had-a-job-and-he-brought-home-the-bacon-so-that-no-one-knew-he-was-homo-proximus/
He Wore a Hat, and He Had a Job, and He Brought Home the Bacon, So That No One Knew He was Homo Proximus