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My grandmother was completely enraptured by the royal wedding, and she and the TV commentator kept gushing over Meghan wanting to save money (by having a rather small wedding and refusing to have presents or something) and make everything eco-friendly (taking the carriage instead of the car), but I kept seeing the faces of the royals and the other british (you know, the people who actually know how important these things are) and none of them looked very happy