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https://luisdbeltranpr.wordpress.com/2009/06/28/haz-lo-que-yo-digo-no-lo-que-yo-hago-uh-shouldnt-it-read-do-as-i-say-not-as-i-do/
Haz lo que YO digo, NO lo que YO hago… Uh, shouldn’t it read, “Do as I say, NOT as I do”?