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Good news everybody! Our masters have figured everything out: "The reimagined idea of a corporation drops the age-old notion that corporations function first and foremost to serve their shareholders and maximize profits. Rather, investing in employees, delivering value to customers, dealing ethically with suppliers and supporting outside communities are now at the forefront of American business goals" (Jamie Diamond CEO of JP Morgan Chase)... LMAO + sharpening my pitchfork