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https://ryancollins.org/2019/04/06/i-went-to-pick-up-my-pizza-without-my-cellphone-while-i-waited-for-my-pizza-the-only-thing-i-could-do-was-sit-there-like-a-neanderthal/
I went to pick up my pizza without my cellphone. While I waited for my pizza the only thing I could do was sit there like a neanderthal