Don't have Telegram yet? Try it now!
https://twodopemoms.wordpress.com/2012/06/28/no-you-are-3-years-old-you-cannot-have-an-ipad-because-your-best-friend-has-one-damn-you-we-are-teamblackberry/
No, you are 3 years old... you cannot have an iPad because your best friend has one! Damn you we are #TeamBlackberry