“Harvard, but with American students.”

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The Danger.

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Trump on stealth tech: The whole stealth thing—I'm sort of wondering. We shape a wing this way, they don’t see it but the other way they see it? I’m not so sure.

Abusive wife 🫣

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WE HAVE A WINNER 🥇

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My ‘Golden Dome’ will work like this.”

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Tariff war be like.

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I fucking cannot with the chair. They’re so small.

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Looks delicious.

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When it's June 1st and your kid comes home looking like this.

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