Thanks to @ ASGmemorabilia for getting me the Larry Legend autograph on my painting

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Three more games I hate. None are ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️. But my fade strategy is red hot right now. I hate all these picks

Oregon -6.5
Iowa +2.5
ASU -2.5

#fadeball #BarstoolSportsbook

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Controversy - Was it the heels or her inverted ankles. 1st glance I’d go inverted ankles. But then people are saying she was only walking like that because the heels were killing her and she’s a famous model. Reminds me of when a receiver blames his gloves

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Mr Ice

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I was just told Elio brought a check to Pegasus. Umm ok.

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Mr Ices briefcase is something

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I’m currently waiting in line at the DMV and it is an absolute shit show. I gotta be the worst rich person of all time.

@DavidPortnoy

I had an appointment. That doesn’t seem to matter. And the line isn’t working as a line. Its just not moving. Im the only gringo here. I feel like I keep missing important instructions. I think there is a real possibility all the workers just went on lunch break.

@DavidPortnoy

I know there are rich people DMV’s. Bradley Cooper isn’t waiting in this line. No chance

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I’m getting close to front. Now im getting nervous I won’t have proper paperwork in which case i may just leave the grid.

@DavidPortnoy

Instead of handicapping races, Elio spent all night worrying about Twitter trolls saying he wanted to get pegged

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#TheSyndicate is back for Pegasus, let’s hope Elio cashes his first ticket in 3 years in one of these contests

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And we’re off

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It’s a massacre so far

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We just can’t hit one

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Elio and I haven’t won a race all day. Silvana shows up and picks the winner on her first race. Unbelievable.

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#TheSyndicate has reached an all time low point

@DavidPortnoy

THE SYNDICATE HAS LIFE!

@DavidPortnoy

Once again, I am carrying #TheSyndicate. You let me hang around and I’ll get you one

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