I've never understood the slam the glass guys at hockey games

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I know I'm a little late to this but my sources told me #1 Qb recruit Dylan Raiola committed to Nebraska. Why are they saying he's going to Georgia? My source told me he's a Nebraska kid. He was locked in. I won't reveal my sources @ _willcompton Maybe mainstream media is wrong?

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If Jim Renner qualifies for the Us open it will be the fastest I ever book a ticket for any event in my life.

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This time lapse of the biggest @ nooners display in history has me ready to run through a wall for summer. @ Exit9Wine

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Biggest Barstool Star who got their break with us and left our orbit?

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Game 1 NBA western conference finals recap - Great Lakers comeback falls short when Lebron misses 2 three pt shots and has his pocket picked on last 3 Laker possessions.

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This was unnecessary. And while everything I said is true I need to do a better job keeping this stuff in the clubhouse. Hand up I'll try to do better next time. Lead from the front! @ elio82

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The least fun I've ever had. Full @ spittinchiclets Sandbagger is out now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7z_e5S3yUQ

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Celtics are doing their "we're barely gonna pay attention" thing.

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This is how you establish primal dominance over the suite you are in.

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The Heat shot 115% that quarter. Great shooting and bad defense.

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The C's are still gonna win this in 5. But I will say you'd think they'd get the message by now they can't just take entire qtr and halves off. If you let this team stick around they aren't cowards like Harden and Embid. Play with intensity all 4 qts and Heat can't beat us

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That game reminded me so much of game 1 vs Sixers. Celts race out to lead and decide they don't have to play any defense cause they can just out score them. Miami gets it kinda close at half. We play no defense in 3rd and stop scoring as much and before you know it we lost.

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Last thing. It's hard not to respect the Heat. They get the most outta all their guys and have a superstar who always delivers in big games. They are the Anti Sixers

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WHAT A MORNING WITH THE LOCAL STING RAYS!

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Davey Daynight parlay. Orioles -1.5
and Dodgers -150. +272. #BarstoolSportsbook

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I will not address the rumors and conjecture that ever since I moved to Florida I unknowingly brought my championship DNA to the state and it has rubbed off on all the sports teams. I don't believe that at all. It's rubbish and garbage.

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If this tweet gets 20k likes by 7:30pm eat I'm gonna go buy a giant tub of chocolate chip ice cream and peanut m&ms and eat it all tonight. If not it's carrot sticks.

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Apparently Bron Bron is allowed to shove officials now?

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What a disgusting call.

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