My Girl is always complaining that i never take her anywhere, SMH 🤦‍♂️ .... Girl we take trips around the sun every year so sit yo ass down.
| @Forgrins

Batman: Hey, is Uncle Ben Home 😂
Spiderman: No, He's At The Movies
with your parents
Batman: 🙁 | @Forgrins

The most dangerous game to play is
"resting your eyes" in the morning after shutting off your alarm | @Forgrins

​​Am just gonna leave this here 😂

If you're single and nobody is texting you. Please go offline, you're making the network slow 🙄😒 | @Forgrins

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the Woman's husband. | @Forgrins

Someone's mom has probably used you as a bad example to their kids | @Forgrins

Bruh, If she's not comfortable enough to fart next you just focus on your self | @Forgrins

​Me and my friends planning a trip that will never happen

Newton: i like em thicc af
Writer: but sir Newton, we can't write that!
Newton: then write this: "the greater the mass the greater the force of attraction" | @Forgrins

​​This how y'all look when you holdin onto a relationship that's been done!

How's my flat booty queens doin today? I was eatin some pancakes and it made me think of y'all | @Forgrins

Worse thing you can do while cleaning up is sit down for a minute 😂 | @Forgrins

When You tryna sext your girlfriend but she on her period
Nathy: Baby girl, my dick is so hard right now
Mary: Yeah so hard to find | @Forgrins

CR7 Returning To Manchester United is a good life lesson that you shouldn't return to your Ex.
| @Forgrins

Judge: Anything you say can and will be used against you
Me: Titties
Lawyer: fuck, he's good | @Forgrins

​​Imagine falling in love with someone and find out they eat a kit kat like this

​​Her: I'm not clingy like that
Also her:

I Fucked Up Already 2023 will be my year for sure | @Forgrins

Daaaaamn😩
@ForGrins