My guy😭
@ForGrins

My guy👏
@ForGrins

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissue during that movie." | @Forgrins

Passwords have probably stopped more people from getting into their own accounts then hackers | @Forgrins

What do you call two friends who love math?
Algebros. | @Forgrins

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Addictionary | @Forgrins

My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for the paramedics to give him a blood transfusion. As he was dying he kept insisting "Be Positive", but it's hard without him. 😔 | @Forgrins

Women read too much into everything like if you Wear a NASA t-shirt she would be like "OH, so you want some space huummm" | @Forgrins

​​Her: What Make you different from other guys?
Me:

​​This the Friend Zone Hug 😂

This asshole thought that just because he was driving some fancy expensive vehicle he could go as fast as he wanted and a wave in between cars, so I got in front of him and slow down to 10mph below the speed limit lmfao
Fuckin Ambulance, i swear @Forgrins

Sometimes your soulmate is already in a long term healthy relationship....break that shit TF UP 😂 @Forgrins

​​When a woman says no to sex VS When a man says no to sex

​​Am just gonna ruin your day with Sexy Squidward 😂

Rate my RAP skill
"I was BORN in a CAR and died OUTSIDE, that why they call me CARBON DIOXIDE" @Forgrins

​​Some People Are destined to meet each other

​​Everything reminds me of her

Woman love to be held.... Until it's accountable 😑 | @Forgrins

When You're Dating A Jealous Woman
Her: Where you at?
Him: In Church
Her: Put Jesus On The Phone | @Forgrins