Instead of writing "knowledge" as "Nolej" They decided to waste letters and make life difficult for us 😤. | @Forgrins

Do you think tarzan was a virgin before he meet jane or did he beat gorilla cheeks? 🤔
| @Forgrins

"Buttcheeks" is a one word and if you disagree i will spread them for you 😂 | @Forgrins

​​When someone with bad breath starts to talk to you and it hits your soul

​​Him: bae are you mad?
Her: No
Him: Are you sure
Her Yes!
Him: Okay smile for me
Her

​​​​When You're starving and they say to you
"Wait Let's take a picture"

​​Dj Khalid went from "We da best" To "We Depressed"

​​"John Wick Dies"
John's Dog:

​​When Your mom kicks your ass and someone asks you what happened

​​Crush: I love to ride horses.
Me:

​​when you're telling a story and someone interrupts you like "oh that happened to me too and they start telling their story

​​Me: i hate attention:
Also me on my birthday:

​​Only do what your heart tells you.

Next time you're feeling down remember life is all about perspective
I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week yet everyday he complains about how he hates prison | @Forgrins

Forget nudes, I wanna see the real you. The you beneath your clothes. I want to see your skin, your naked body. I want to see you exposed t- oh that's nudes? Never mind yeah l want nudes
| @Forgrins

Told my girl I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help....She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night. | @Forgrins

Try saying "I like cops" without your lips touching | @Forgrins

I remember my first apartment had this beautiful couple living upstairs. They didn't have sex much, but it was so loud when they did. I'm talking an hour straight every time. This dude's dick must double as a metronome that's how his timing was. And it was directly above my bed. I must admit that I was chronically single at the time and I may have once or twice heard them do it and I played along. Weird but hey, if you're going to loudly fuck, I'm going to listen. Couple months later they invited me over for a drink. Found out they had their laundry machine right above my bed. Turns out, they were just platonic roommates and i jerked off to their washing machine. | @Forgrins

All these men do is ask "wyd" and "how you slept". It's annoying🤦🏽‍♂
@ForGrins

Social media is so funny because people forget we know them in real life. | @Forgrins