The market isn’t down, it’s just… “recalibrating.”

Word of the day: CAPITULACIÓN (CAPITULATION) 📉

‘La capitulación es solo una invitación para los valientes.’ or ‘Capitulation is just an invitation for the brave.’
I'm coping hard.

When in doubt, call it an experiment.

Word of the day: PROTOTIPO (PROTOTYPE) 🛠️

‘No fue un fracaso, fue un prototipo en vivo.’ or ‘It wasn’t a failure, it was a live prototype.’

Everything is fine, don’t check your portfolio.

Word of the day: VOLATILIDAD (VOLATILITY) 🎢

‘La volatilidad no es un error, es una característica.’ or ‘Volatility isn’t a bug, it’s a feature.’

A feature that just erased my savings.

All roads lead back to engagement farming.

Word of the day: SESGO DE SUPERVIVENCIA (SURVIVORSHIP BIAS) 🎯

‘Solo oyes de los que ganaron, no de los que desaparecieron.’ or ‘You only hear from the winners, not from the ones who vanished.’

If it fails, just call it “ahead of its time.”

Word of the day: ANACRONISMO (ANACHRONISM) ⏳

‘Mi idea no fracasó, simplemente era un anacronismo.’ or ‘My idea didn’t fail, it was just an anachronism.’

Web3 is about owning your failures too.

Word of the day: SEUDONIMATO (PSEUDONYMITY) 🕶️

‘El seudonimato te da libertad… y también la excusa perfecta para desaparecer.’ or ‘Pseudonymity gives you freedom… and also the perfect excuse to disappear.’

RIP to every “visionary” who vanished with the treasury.

Crypto people don’t go broke, they just “diversify.”

Word of the day: LIQUIDACIÓN (LIQUIDATION) 💀

‘No perdí dinero, solo sufrí una liquidación estratégica.’ or ‘I didn’t lose money, I just had a strategic liquidation.’

Crypto influencers don’t panic, they “adjust.”

Word of the day: DESAPALANCAMIENTO (DELEVERAGING) 📉

‘El desapalancamiento es una oportunidad para empezar de nuevo.’ or ‘Deleveraging is an opportunity to start fresh.’

So if you got liquidated, start again!

A rug pull? No, just a “redistribution of value.”

Word of the day: ESTAFADOR (SCAMMER) 🕵️‍♂️

‘Si me llamas estafador, es porque no entiendes el proyecto.’ or ‘If you call me a scammer, it’s because you don’t understand the project.’

And you never will, because I deleted the website.

If it pumps, it’s innovation. If it dumps, it’s FUD.

Word of the day: EUFORIA (EUPHORIA) 🚀

‘La euforia es peligrosa cuando te hace comprar en la cima.’ or ‘Euphoria is dangerous when it makes you buy the top.’

Surely if you buy now it's not the top!

Rebranding failure since day 1.

Word of the day: RESILIENCIA (RESILIENCE) 💪

‘No es una derrota, es una prueba de mi resiliencia.’ or ‘It’s not a loss, it’s a test of my resilience.’

Also a test of how many more loans I can take out.

Crypto winter? More like an extended vacation.

Word of the day: HIBERNACIÓN (HIBERNATION) ❄️

‘El mercado no está muerto, solo en hibernación.’ or ‘The market isn’t dead, just hibernating.’

I’ll wake up when my bags recover.

Surviving on hopium and copium.

Word of the day: RECUPERACIÓN (RECOVERY) 📈

‘La recuperación está más cerca de lo que parece.’ or ‘Recovery is closer than it seems.’

Or at least that’s what I keep telling myself.

There’s no such thing as a bad trade, just “long-term vision.”

Word of the day: ILUSIÓN (DELUSION) 🫠

‘No es una mala inversión, es una ilusión de grandeza.’ or ‘It’s not a bad investment, it’s a delusion of greatness.’

Holding forever. Not by choice.

I didn’t lose money, I just “redistributed wealth.”

Word of the day: ESPOLIACIÓN (PLUNDER) ⚔️

‘El mercado es un juego de espoliación entre los listos y los crédulos.’ or ‘The market is a plunder game between the smart and the gullible.’

Guess which one I was today.

If it pumps, it’s innovation. If it dumps, it’s manipulation.

Word of the day: COGNOSCIBLE (KNOWABLE) 🧐

‘El mercado es caótico, pero para los expertos, todo es cognoscible.’ or ‘The market is chaotic, but for experts, everything is knowable.’

Experts = The people who sold before me.

Influencers never lie, they “optimize narratives.”

Word of the day: EUFEMISMO (EUPHEMISM) 🎭

‘Lo que algunos llaman “colapso”, yo lo llamo eufemismo para una corrección saludable.’ or ‘What some call a “collapse,” I call a euphemism for a healthy correction.’

Ponzi? No, just an “evolving financial model.”

Word of the day: RETRIBUCIÓN PIRAMIDAL (PYRAMID PAYOUT) 🏗️

‘No es retribución piramidal, es una comunidad sostenible.’ or ‘It’s not a pyramid payout, it’s a sustainable community.’

A good exit strategy? Just disappear.

Word of the day: FUGA (ESCAPE) 🏃‍♂️💨

‘En cripto, la fuga es una táctica de gestión de riesgos.’ or ‘In crypto, escaping is just a risk management strategy.’

And by “risks,” I mean angry investors.

If the tokenomics don’t make sense, just call it “complex.”

Word of the day: ANFIBOLOGÍA (AMBIGUITY) 🤔

‘El whitepaper no es confuso, es una anfibología intencionada.’ or ‘The whitepaper isn’t confusing, it’s intentional ambiguity.’

Translation: We have no clue how this works either.