Never Admit You’re Wrong!!

Word of the day: EXCUSA (EXCUSE) 🤷‍♂️

‘Cuando un influencer se equivoca, la respuesta correcta es: «Fuera de contexto, hermano».’

or

‘When an influencer is wrong, the correct response is: "Taken out of context, bro."’

And if that doesn’t work? Blame Trump, the market, or best of all, the algorithm.

Word of the day: HUMILDAD (HUMILITY) 🙏

‘"No hago esto por la fama ni el dinero," dice el influencer en su video patrocinado.’

or

‘"I don’t do this for the fame or money," says the influencer in their sponsored video.’

Where's my sponsored video? Pay me, beamers.

A Real Influencer Knows How to Play the Algorithm

Word of the day: VIRALIDAD (VIRALITY) 🚀

‘"Si este post llega a 1000 likes, haré algo que ya pensaba hacer de todos modos."’

or

‘"If this post gets 1000 likes, I’ll do something I was already planning to do anyway."’

Good thing I'm not planning to do anything in the near future.

Scotty Has an Answer for Everything

Word of the day: CONSEJO (ADVICE) 🧐

‘Si el consejo es bueno, lo cobro. Si es malo, digo «no es asesoramiento financiero».’

or

‘If the advice is good, I charge for it. If it’s bad, I say "this is not financial advice."’

Either way, I win. 😌

The Fastest Way to Become an Influencer? A Fake Giveaway.

Word of the day: SORTEO (GIVEAWAY) 🎁

‘"Dale like, comenta, y etiqueta a 3 amigos para ganar… absolutamente nada."’

or

‘"Like, comment, and tag 3 friends to win… absolutely nothing."’

Thinking of posting "Giving away 1 BTC! Just follow and retweet."

The Most Powerful Phrase in Influencer Marketing

Word of the day: EXCLUSIVO (EXCLUSIVE) 🔑

‘Nada es realmente exclusivo, pero si le pones «acceso exclusivo», la gente lo quiere.’

or

‘Nothing is really exclusive, but if you call it "exclusive access," people want it.’

Welcome to Scotty Beam’s Secret Crypto Club™. Entry fee: your attention.

How to Apologize Like a True Influencer

Word of the day: DISCULPA (APOLOGY) 😔

‘"Si te ofendí, lo siento. No era mi intención. Pero también, aprende a no tomarte todo tan en serio."’

or

‘"If you were offended, I’m sorry. That wasn’t my intention. But also, learn to not take everything so seriously."’

Zero accountability. Zero fear!

No influencer career is complete without a meltdown.

Word of the day: AGOTAMIENTO (BURNOUT) 😩

‘"Estoy agotado, necesito desconectar un poco… pero no olviden activar notificaciones para mi regreso."’ or ‘"I’m burnt out, I need to disconnect for a bit… but don’t forget to turn on notifications for my comeback."’

Might cry on camera too, for engagement.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Word of the day: VISIONARIO (VISIONARY) 🔮

‘Un visionario nunca está equivocado… solo está adelantado a su tiempo.’ or ‘A visionary is never wrong… just ahead of their time.’

Translation: I made a bad call, but give it five years.

Engagement bait 101.

Word of the day: THOUGHTS (OPINAN) 💬

‘"Scotty es mejor que Ethereum. ¿Qué opinan?"’ or ‘"Scotty is better than Ethereum. Thoughts?"’

I don’t care about your thoughts — I care about your comments.

An influencer never loses... they pivot.

Word of the day: CAMBIO (CHANGE) 🔄

‘No fracasé… solo cambié mi enfoque.’ or ‘I didn’t fail… I just changed my focus.’

From crypto expert to mindfulness guru. Growth, baby.

The art of making everything sound deeper than it is.

Word of the day: PERSPECTIVA (PERSPECTIVE) 👁️

‘A veces, solo necesitas cambiar tu perspectiva para ver la oportunidad.’ or ‘Sometimes, all you need is to change your perspective to see the opportunity.’

What does this mean? Absolutely nothing. Retweet it.

Influencer Rule #1: Make everything sound like a personal journey.

Word of the day: EVOLUCIÓN (EVOLUTION) 🔥

‘He recorrido un largo camino… desde shitposts hasta contenido con propósito.’ or ‘I’ve come a long way… from shitposts to purpose-driven content.’

Respect my grind.

Every influencer loves vague gratitude.

Word of the day: COMUNIDAD (COMMUNITY) ❤️

‘Gracias a esta comunidad increíble por todo su apoyo… aunque realmente solo hablen 3 personas.’
or
‘Thank you to this amazing community for all your support… even if only three people actually talk.’

Shoutout to the real ones.

Numbers don't lie... unless you're an influencer.

Word of the day: MÉTRICAS (METRICS) 📈

‘Las métricas pueden no reflejar mi impacto… pero el verdadero valor no se mide en likes.’ or ‘Metrics may not reflect my impact… but true value isn’t measured in likes.’

Translation: My engagement is trash, but trust me, I’m changing lives.

The secret to instant credibility? Vibes.

Word of the day: CONFIANZA (CONFIDENCE) 😎

‘No necesitas tener razón, solo necesitas sonar seguro.’ or ‘You don’t need to be right, you just need to sound confident.’

Influencer Rule #2: If you can’t sell knowledge, sell hope.

Word of the day: FUTURO (FUTURE) 🔮

‘"El futuro pertenece a los que creen en él."’ or ‘"The future belongs to those who believe in it."’

Translation: I have no idea what’s coming.

Manifesting my next sponsorship deal.

Word of the day: PATROCINIO (SPONSORSHIP) 💰

‘No vendo mi alma… pero si me pagas lo suficiente, podemos negociar.’ or ‘I won’t sell my soul… but if you pay me enough, we can negotiate.’

The influencer grind never stops… except when it does.

Word of the day: DESCANSO (REST) 😴

‘"A veces, descansar es parte del éxito. Volveré más fuerte."’ or ‘"Sometimes, rest is part of success. I’ll come back stronger."’

When engagement is low, fake wisdom always works.

Word of the day: SABIDURÍA (WISDOM) 🧠

‘"La verdadera sabiduría está en saber cuándo hablar y cuándo observar."’ or ‘"True wisdom is knowing when to speak and when to observe."’