Word of the day: DESIDIA (NEGLECT / APATHY) 😴

‘Después del rug, solo quedó la desidia del Discord.’ or ‘After the rug, only apathy remained in the Discord.’

Pinned message still says “LFG 🚀”

Word of the day: INTRINCADO (INTRICATE) 🧩

‘El sistema de staking es tan intrincado que podría ser arte moderno.’ or ‘The staking system is so intricate it might as well be modern art.’

Step 1: Lock
Step 2: Cry

Word of the day: OBCECACIÓN (OBSESSION / STUBBORNNESS) 💢

‘Mi obcecación con este memecoin es científicamente preocupante.’ or ‘My obsession with this memecoin is scientifically concerning.’

But if it moons, it was genius all along.

Word of the day: DISONANCIA (DISSONANCE) 🎵

‘Mi cartera dice ruina, pero mi Twitter dice éxito. Disonancia pura.’ or ‘My wallet says ruin, but my Twitter says success. Pure dissonance.’

Fake it until your coin recovers or disappears.

Word of the day: BARULLO (COMMOTION, RACKET) 🔊

‘El barullo del X me hace pensar que alguien sabe algo… pero no.’ or ‘The noise on X makes me think someone knows something… but no.’

Just vibes, copium and thirst traps.

Word of the day: FUTILIDAD (FUTILITY) 🌀

‘Analizar este memecoin con Excel me da una sensación de futilidad.’ or ‘Analyzing this memecoin in Excel gives me a sense of futility.’

Just flip the coin and pray, bro.

Word of the day: ANACRONISMO (ANACHRONISM) ⏳

‘Hacer KYC en un protocolo descentralizado es un anacronismo absoluto.’ or ‘Doing KYC on a decentralized protocol is absolute anachronism.’

Welcome to the future of… 2006 banking.

Word of the day: FÉRULA (SPLINT, CONSTRAINT) 🩼

‘La férula del compliance ha roto mi token favorito.’ or ‘The splint of compliance broke my favorite token.’

It was wild. Now it files quarterly reports.

Word of the day: ESGRIMIR (TO WIELD) ⚔️

‘Amo esgrimir la palabra “tokenómica” aunque no sepa qué significa.’ to ‘I love to wield the word “tokenomics” even though I have no idea what it means.’

Just say “deflationary” and walk away like a badass.

Word of the day: YERRO (BLUNDER, MISTAKE) 🫢

‘Invertir sin leer el contrato fue mi yerro más caro.’ or ‘Investing without reading the contract was my most expensive blunder.’

But the memes were SO GOOD.

Word of the day: MÁSCARA (MASK) 🎭

‘Todo proyecto tiene una máscara de innovación para ocultar el FOMO.’ or ‘Every project wears a mask of innovation to hide the FOMO.’

Underneath? It’s a spreadsheet.

Word of the day: NÉMESIS (ARCHENEMY) ☠️

‘Mi némesis es el botón de “confirmar venta” en pérdidas.’ or ‘My nemesis is the “confirm sell” button when I’m in the red.’

We stare at each other for hours.

Word of the day: TRUCULENTO (GRUESOME / SENSATIONALIST) 🩸

‘El drama entre fundadores fue más truculento que la caída del token.’ or ‘The founder drama was more gruesome than the token crash.’

Web3: come for the tech, stay for the soap opera.

Word of the day: IMBRICACIÓN (INTERLOCKING) 🔗

‘La imbricación entre las DAOs y los memes ya es irreversible.’ or ‘The interlocking of DAOs and memes is now irreversible.’

Governance powered by pepe reactions.

Word of the day: OBLICUO (OBLIQUE / INDIRECT) 📐

‘El whitepaper explica el modelo de ingresos de forma muy oblicua.’ or ‘The whitepaper explains the revenue model in a very oblique way.’

Translation: they have no idea.

Word of the day: DIACRONÍA (THROUGH TIME / TEMPORAL EVOLUTION) 🧭

‘Analizar la diacronía de este protocolo solo prueba su declive constante.’ or ‘Analyzing the temporal evolution of this protocol just proves its constant decline.’

Day 1: hype. Day 90: devs MIA.

Word of the day: TÉTRICO (GLOOMY / MACABRE) 🪦

‘El canal de holders tiene un aire tétrico desde el último dump.’ or ‘The holders’ channel has a gloomy vibe since the last dump.’

Every message is just 👀 or “devs?”

Word of the day: ORTOGRAMA (TYPED SYMBOL) ⌨️

‘Un ortograma no es un roadmap. Deja de usar emojis como estrategia.’ or ‘A typed symbol is not a roadmap. Stop using emojis as a strategy.’

🔥 ≠ token utility

Word of the day: SOSLAYAR (TO DODGE / TO SKIRT) 🕴️

‘Lograron soslayar las regulaciones con tres tokens y un DAO imaginario.’ or ‘They managed to dodge regulations with three tokens and an imaginary DAO.’

Innovation or evasion? You decide.

Word of the day: DISLATE (NONSENSE) 🤡

‘Todo lo que dijeron en ese AMA fue puro dislate envuelto en tecnopalabrería.’ or ‘Everything they said in that AMA was nonsense wrapped in tech buzzwords.’

But hey, they said “modular.”