Word of the day: ANACORETA (HERMIT) 🧘‍♂️

‘Después del hack, el fundador vive como un anacoreta en Telegram.’ or ‘After the hack, the founder lives like a hermit on Telegram.’

Spiritual retreat, funded by your liquidity.

Word of the day: BALADÍ (TRIVIAL / INSIGNIFICANT) 🥱

‘Perdí 10 ETH por un error baladí… darle click.’ or ‘I lost 10 ETH over a trivial mistake… clicking.’

Do not click on your day off.

Word of the day: FELONÍA (ACT OF TREACHERY) 🗡️

‘Votaron en contra del staking. Felonía pura.’ or ‘They voted against staking. Pure treachery.’

Democracy hurts your bags, devs.

Word of the day: INEPTOCRACIA (RULE BY THE INEPT) 🧢

‘La ineptocracia en muchas DAOs es casi poética.’ or ‘The rule of the inept in many DAOs is almost poetic.’

When everyone’s a mod and no one knows why.

Word of the day: ZAFIEDAD (VULGARITY / CRUDENESS) 🧻

‘Las respuestas en X cuando cae un token son pura zafiedad.’ or ‘The replies on X when a token dumps are pure vulgarity.’

Some charts are not for the faint of heart (or the literate).

Word of the day: LACÓNICO (TERSE / MINIMAL) 📉

‘El último update del dev fue lacónico: “soon”.’ or ‘The dev’s last update was terse: “soon”.’

Translation: never.

Word of the day: ALHARACA (FUSS / FUSS OVER NOTHING) 📢

‘Tanta alharaca por una dApp que hace lo mismo que una hoja de cálculo.’ or ‘So much fuss over a dApp that does the same thing as a spreadsheet.’

But this one has pastel gradients.

Word of the day: IMPOSTURA (DECEIT / IMPOSTURE) 🎭

‘Su perfil era todo impostura: NFT king, pero vive con sus padres.’ or ‘His profile was all imposture: NFT king, still lives with his parents.’

Based and leveraged.

Word of the day: INFAUSTO (ILL-FATED / OMINOUS) 🔮

‘El lanzamiento fue un evento infausto lleno de bugs y hopium.’ or ‘The launch was an ill-fated event full of bugs and hopium.’

Still pumped 3x on day one.

Word of the day: SOCARRÓN (SARCASTIC / SLY) 😏

‘El tono socarrón del whitepaper era lo único que funcionaba bien.’ or ‘The sarcastic tone of the whitepaper was the only thing that actually worked.’

At least they were honest about lying.

Word of the day: PERORATA (RAMBLING SPEECH) 🎤

'AMA fue una perorata sin sentido' or 'The AMA was a senseless monologue.'

Bonus points for saying “synergy” 14 times.

Word of the day: ZOZOBRA (UNEASE / ANXIETY) 😬

'Cada vez que el token baja, siento zozobra' or 'Every time the token dips, I feel dread.'

I love this space. I hate this space.

Word of the day: PATRAÑA (LIE / HOAX) 🧙‍♂️

‘La descentralización total era una patraña' or 'Total decentralization was a complete hoax.’

But the vibes were immaculate.

Word of the day: DESAGUISADO (BLUNDER / MESS) 🧻

‘La migración del smart contract fue un desaguisado' or 'The contract migration was a disaster.’

But hey, at least gas was cheap.

Word of the day: MOFARSE (TO MOCK) 🤡

‘Me gusta mofarme de los holders que hacen DCA' or 'I enjoy mocking holders who dollar-cost average.’

Until I do it myself in silence.

Word of the day: AVIESO (MALICIOUS / SINFUL) 👺

‘Todo el proyecto tenía un propósito avieso' or 'The whole project had a shady purpose.’

And yet we all ape’d in.

Word of the day: RÉMORA (HINDRANCE / DEAD WEIGHT) ⚓

‘Ese partner es más rémora que ayuda or That partner is more dead weight than support.’

Brought nothing but badges and bureaucracy.

Word of the day: CENIZO (JINXED / DOOMED) ☁️

‘Cada vez que habla el advisor, el precio baja. Es un cenizo' or 'Every time the advisor speaks, the price drops. He’s a jinx.’

Just mute him already.

Word of the day: BARULLO (COMMOTION / NOISE) 🔊

‘Todo el chat era un barullo cuando cayó el token' or 'The whole chat turned into noise when the token dropped.’

Decibels up, IQ down.

Word of the day: ESPANTAPÁJAROS (STRAW MAN) 🌾

‘Usaron un espantapájaros para evitar críticas' or 'They used a straw man to dodge criticism.’

“Sorry you don’t get the vision, bro.”