Everyone’s out doing something with their saturday and I’m still sitting here like this 👀😛 Someone needs to give me a reason to get dressed…or not…🤓

→ Decide for me

Sunday rule in my house: no clothes before 2pm 🤍
You can decide if I keep that rule for the rest of the day too 🤭

→ Keep it going?

Nothing on tonight so I’m just standing here holding everything together 🤓👀 One word from you and my hands get tired very quickly 😏

→ Say the word

Spent twenty minutes trying to get this angle right 👀🥲 Hope it was worth it…you need to tell me! 🤓🫶🏻

→ Rate it

I’m doing something today that I never do…you’ll want to be around for it 🤍 Starting now, all day long 🔥

→ Get in now

(Do not miss it!🤓)

Still going all day…don’t be the one who missed it 😏🤭❤️‍🔥

→ Jump in

my brain already checked out for the weekend 🫠
Send me your worst distraction – I'll thank you properly 😋💞

→ Ruin my focus!

I’ve got the whole saturday free and absolutely no plan what to do with it 🤍 That’s means you should give me a good idea to get my full attention 😏

→ Pitch me

Lazy sunday morning and I already know I won’t be leaving the house today 😚 Question is just whether I spend it alone or not 💭

→ Keep me company

Monday hits everyone, so let’s fix it: tell me the worst part of your day 🍀 I promise you’ll feel better after talking to me 😌

→ Let it out

Halfway through the week and I can already see the weekend from here😋 Need something to get you through the rest? I’ve got you 🫶🏼

→ Help me through

Just prepared a very very nice Halloween Special for today which you should not miss…😚🎃
It’s not really scary but maybe too naughty…🤭

→ Check it out!

Be honest, are you sitting at home alone right now too? 🤍 Because I've got nothing planned and nobody to waste the day with 😌

→ Waste it with me

Finally done with everything for today and I'm not moving from this spot 😛 Perfect time to talk to someone, don't you think? 😌🤍

→ Talk to me

I keep thinking about going away somewhere for a few days 👀🤓 Where would you take me if it was up to you? 😛

→ Take me somewhere

don’t feel like deciding anything myself today 🎲 So tell me what to do with my saturday…I’ll actually do it 🤍

→ Tell me what to do

I'm home alone and bored out of my mind today 🤍 Give me something to do…anything 😏

→ Give me something

Found an old costume in my closet today and tried it on again 🫣 Way too much for the public…but maybe not for you 😏

→ See it anyway

I’ve got a few hours free this afternoon and nothing to do 🤍 Tell me how I should spend them 😏

→ Your call

Everyone keeps asking me what I’m doing tonight and I still have no idea 🤍 Make me an offer and I’ll think about it 😏

→ Make it worth it