I am so broke that i donate blood just for money.

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I am so broke, I lost ma girl.

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Am so broke right now that if my girl decides to leave me to another man ,we going together.

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boys can't control their 25 percent sex felling but girls can hold their 75 percent.

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Dictionary is the only place where the word "success" comes before work "work".
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All metal that shines is not gold as all man that approaches is not friend.
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Sadness 😔😒:
Is when tele is the only one who whish u marry Christmas

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It hurts when you don't have any idea what to do and lost in the woods running from your self. But rememeber It is just a dream dreams may affect your fear but not your soul be positive.

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They tell you not to do drugs, in HIGHschool

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I'm breathing tree farts!

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Show me a habesha dad that wasn't first in his class or that didn't walk through a river and a big ass mountain every morning to get to school.

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Focus on the things u gained beside weight, like sitting all day without putting bra on😉

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No one:

A girl with clear skin: it's just water.

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Life without f is just lie.

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I would rather To have 3 legs which I already Have🙄

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If you work security at a samsung store, does that make you guardian of the galaxy?
#confusion
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Why do we use 'building' while it's already built?🤔
#confusion
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If the Earth was flat, would't someone have fallen off by now?
#confusion
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Why is there light on Earth but not in space?
#confusion
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If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
#confusion
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