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The original 1993 "Nespithe" cover art as a shirt – A competition for layout:

It should be February where you are, but here it's still January. Mentally. So, let's move ahead with the January updates.

Before we'll start printing patches with the remarkable ideas people have already given us (like, "Free tibet", "I want Antti suck my lil'tits" and "GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY"), we'd finally love to get the original Nespithe cover as a shirt layout. And that's where we need your vision.

This is a mockup-only competition. We'll use a professional (which may be you) for the final image to be printed. So, the artwork (or a part of it) you should use is a smallish image you can find here: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/83ggdcxtqijs9oz/AACJIMIpYAhWnnPZdV1h2H-Za?dl=0 . If you need the logo, it's also there, along with some shirt templates to use. More templates can be found in Google by searching "red T-shirt template", for example.

The design must adapt onto a T-shirt, but we'd love to get it printed on things like hoodies, too. The size and position can be freely picked, and you can also decide about the colour of the shirt. An all-over print is possible. There are no limits, apart from the fact that it must not cost too much to make.

So, stamp your idea onto a shirt, and post it in Facebook/Instagram/Google+/Twitter with hashtag #nespitheshirtcompetition.

We'll either choose the winner ourselves, or make a another poll about it if unsure. The deadline for your submission is around Thursday 16 February.

The winner will get a Demilich merchandise pack with the final shirt and other Demilich stuff. As we support humour, and you tend to give it to us, there may be a special prize for the one that gives us best laughs with the stupidest idea. We'd mainly love to get real submissions, though, so the special prize will suck compared to the real one. It may even be something that will ruin your life, like planting questionable material on your computer. I am able and willing to do it, you know.

Looking forward to see what your sick minds are able to produce!

#demilich #nespithe #tshirt #competition #nespitheshirtcompetition

Demilich January 2017 announcement series:
- The wrap-up of "North American West Coast Tour 2016"
- "The 21st Century Polychromatic Adversary" T-shirt, and classic/logo stickers
- Warlord Clothing's "The 21st Century (monochromatic) Adversary" shirts
- The definitive poll on patch designs, types and sizes
⏵ The original 1993 "Nespithe" cover art as a shirt – A competition for layout
- Reminder about Decibel's "Hall of Fame Volume II" book with an exclusive Demilich interview
- Finnish tour with Abhorrence in February 2017
Hellfest 2018 is finally here (tomorrow), and we have an exclusive shirt available at the festival! It's the Classic Adversary, but with letters H, E (twice), L (also twice), F, and some other ones I'm too lazy to type now.

To celebrate the birth of Louis van Amstel, we painted the shirt in the colors of a rotated Dutch flag. Or was it the World Cup and Russian colors, but in wrong order? Hard to remember the motivation.

We'll also bring the beautifully colored Polychromatic Adversary shirts, and French mastermind Chris Moyen's "I am The Horrifying Adversary Of Emptiness, thus I tickle babies" ladyfit shirts, all available for insanely reasonable prices at the official merchandise desk, on Saturday only!

I planned on announcing the Nespithe shirt competition winners and new batches of logo shirts, but I ran out of bad humor today. More of those in early July. With more bad humor.

#Demilich #Hellfest #Hellfest2018 #exclusive #TheAdversary #TShirt #shirt #Polychromatic #offer #ChrisMoyen #ChristopherMoyen #Nespithe #competition #NespitheShirtCompetition #logoshirt #OldSchool #LousyHumor #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic #fuckthesehashtags
Before choosing the winner of the Hellfest shirt tuning competition, I desperately need somebody to:
- Turn a high resolution cover of Nespithe to 1-3 shirt designs.
- Do it for a reasonable price.
- Do it very f**king quickly.

If you are such a person, or know somebody, please tell me about it. I'd need the designs within 24 hours or so.

The winners of the Nespithe shirt _idea_ competition will be announced this week. They may or may not be those in the picture attached. The moment the world has awaited for 18 months is now very close! The tension rises. This is the reason why you haven't been able to live your life fully. The reason your spouse left you. The reason you are alcoholic and addicted to crack cocaine. And fart porn. The reason trees have started bending towards Kuopio, Finland. The reason... – Shut up, idiot, and get back to working.

Yours,
Antti Boman, the CEO of Where the *uc* Has My Time Gone, PLC

#Demilich #NespitheShirtCompetition #designer #Nespithe #TShirt #shirt #competition #TheAdversary #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic
Some more quick(ish) updates from Demilich HQ:

1. The winner of deform-the-Hellfest-shirts-that-did-not-sell-for-some-damn-reason competition has been chosen, and he/she/it will get the original shirt and the modified version! The shirts will transform from T's to tank-tops, and all of them will get my signature in the bottom. They will be available on the Euro tour – possibly with free bananas – and the leftovers will be sold in The Great And Omniscient Internet afterwards. See the winner and the magnificent ideaficationalization prozession at https://www.facebook.com/demilichband/posts/2173535789385254 !!!

2. Extremely Rotten Prod will release an official Nespithe cassette at KTDF this week! Get yours there or at https://extremelyrottenprod.storenvy.com/products/24589098-demilich-nespithe-mc . The Svart Records vinyls will be available in a month.
https://www.facebook.com/extremelyrottenproductions/
https://www.facebook.com/svartrecords/

3. Apart from the patches that I'll hopefully get before KTDF – more of those when they arrive – there will also be officially approved ones from Rotten-Zombies Productions (left) and Pull The Plug Patches (right). Right! And left.
https://www.facebook.com/sickpatches/
https://www.facebook.com/pulltheplugpatches/

4. Remember the earlier bad memories of the word "very", and head now at Musick Cadas for the very limited Demilich shirts, like The Four Instructive Tales themed beauty! Of a book that vomits demons.
https://www.facebook.com/musickcadasofficial/

5. Boobies. But whose? The first one who recognizes them will be proclaimed as Demilich Perv Of The Month, September 2018.

The Nespithe shirts? Forgotten again? NO!!! Closer than you think they ever would be!!! In your face, motherfu..er!!!!

#Demilich #Nespithe #nespitheshirtcompetition #Hellfest #TShirt #TankTop #signature #KTDF #KTDF2018 #cassette #patch #very #DemonVomit #boobies #ShamelessAdvertisingByObjectification #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic
A HISTORICAL DEMILICH UPDATE WITH 100% INFORMATION, 0% HUMOR

In this update:
– Demilich in America
– No extra dates coming
– Euro tour? Other shows?
– New material ready and in the works
– The Nespithe shirt competition and other merchandise
– The Black Dahlia Murder parody logo patch

––– DEMILICH IN AMERICA –––

Demilich will be touring Mexico in March, and USA+Canada in May. All the info we have until today can be found in this update. If you want to get more news when we have it, there are two ways to get it:
– https://demilich.band/america2020 : This is the only page we will update frequently. And we promise to do it immediately when we have the info.
– https://demili.ch/america2020 : A mailing list for everyone who forgets to read the page above. We will send the updates until the tour is over, and after that you won't get any email through it

Here are the dates and locations for both tours. Tickets are already in sale for most of the shows, so be quick! We will update the page above with links to show events in Facebook, and where to get the tickets. That will be done today already!

MARZO EN MEXICO
Mar 12 - Mexico City - Total Death over Mexico lll - Foro San Rafael
Mar 20 - Cancún - El Buque
Mar 21 - Mérida

MAY IN NORTH AMERICA
USA:
May 16 - Los Angeles - The Hi Hat
May 17 - Oakland - Elbo Room
May 18 - Seattle - Highline Bar
May 19 - Portland - Dante’s
May 20 - Baltimore - Ottobar
May 21 - Pittsburgh - Pyre Press (?)
May 22 - Detroit - Trumbull Theatre
May 23 - Chicago - Avondale Music Hall
May 24 - Baltimore - Maryland Deathfest XVIII - Rams Head Live
May 25 - Philadelphia - Boot & Saddle
May 24 - Providence - Dusk
May 27 - Worcester - Ralph’s Rock Diner
May 28 - New York - Saint Vitus Bar
CANADA:
May 29 - Montreal - Earslaughter Vol. 5 - Foufounes Electriques

––– NO EXTRA DATES COMING –––

A note to everyone asking for extra dates for the tours: Unfortunately this is all we had time for. Antti could tour months, and would love to, but he just can't get other guys to do more than this due to their responsibilities at home and work. So, no extra dates coming. We promise we will do our everything to get us tour the whole Northern America before we put Demilich to sleep.

––– EURO TOUR? OTHER SHOWS? –––

We are currently trying to arrange a two week tour in Europe in late autumn. More about that when things start clearing up. Also, we have some other shows already booked, but we cannot talk about them, yet. You'll hear about it when it's time, so don't worry.

––– NEW MATERIAL READY AND IN THE WORKS –––

Demilich has 2.1 new songs structurally done. We have to come up with lyrics, solos and some little things, but those are basically ready. Next, we will create 1.9 songs more, and then we're ready to record them all. So, you won't be getting a full-length, but it's not going to be an EP, either. Neither overly long songs filling the album length. Something possibly better. We'll tell you more when it's time, hopefully this year!

––– THE NESPITHE SHIRT COMPETITION AND OTHER MERCHANDISE –––

We had the Nespithe shirt competition running many years ago, but nothing happened after that. I already know the winner, and we're currently working on the designs, so please give us a short while more! There will also be a huge amount of new designs and products coming! The plan is to reveal all of this before Mexico, or then quickly after that.

––– THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER PARODY LOGO PATCH –––

The Black Dahlia Murder printed hilarious parody patches reminiscing the bands that they love, and Demilich got to be one of those. They are still available at https://www.nightshiftmerch.com/collections/black-friday-2019/products/the-black-dahlia-murder-logo-patch , so grab yours if you're a lover of both bands.

––– HASHTAGS –––

#Demilich #Mexico #USA #Canada #tour #NewSong #Nespithe #TheBlackDahliaMurder #parody #patch #NespitheShirtCompetition #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic