Forwarded from The Moroccan MARKETER
Smart Boy
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit poo. One of the boys said, “What is that?”
“They’re smart pills,” said the other boy. “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter.”
So he ate them and said, “These taste like poo!”
“See,” said the other boy, “You’re getting smarter already.”
#joke
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit poo. One of the boys said, “What is that?”
“They’re smart pills,” said the other boy. “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter.”
So he ate them and said, “These taste like poo!”
“See,” said the other boy, “You’re getting smarter already.”
#joke
@ingliztiliuzzgroup
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The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”.
One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior.
After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
😜😆😂
Keep smiling : )
Good Night Fam ✨💜
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior.
After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
😜😆😂
Keep smiling : )
Good Night Fam ✨💜
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
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Smile, you're beautiful✨
Mike & Dora on chatting
Mike : Hi dear.
Dora : ✋
Mike : How are you .??
Dora : 😊👍
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora : 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora : 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora : 👌
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora : ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora: 💄💅
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora : ❌
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora: Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
Mike & Dora on chatting
Mike : Hi dear.
Dora : ✋
Mike : How are you .??
Dora : 😊👍
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora : 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora : 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora : 👌
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora : ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora: 💄💅
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora : ❌
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora: Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
Think When You Make Someone Promise 🥲💔
One day my best friend asked me: what were you talking with that girl yesterday?
Me: Sorry buddy, I cant say that to you.
Friend: Why?
Me: I promised her that i wont tell that to anyone.
Friend: Oh, then its fine! don't tell me
Me: Buddy, don't worry ! I promised that i will not say that to anyone.
Friend: So?
Me: Give me a paper and pen, I will write it down for you
Friend: What an idea!
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
One day my best friend asked me: what were you talking with that girl yesterday?
Me: Sorry buddy, I cant say that to you.
Friend: Why?
Me: I promised her that i wont tell that to anyone.
Friend: Oh, then its fine! don't tell me
Me: Buddy, don't worry ! I promised that i will not say that to anyone.
Friend: So?
Me: Give me a paper and pen, I will write it down for you
Friend: What an idea!
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
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A Conversation💭💬🗯
— Hello, are you there?
— Yes, who are you please?
— I’m Watt.
— What’s your name?
— Watt’s my name.
— Yes, what’s your name?
— My name is John Watt.
— John what?
— Yes, are you Jones?
— No I’m Knott.
— Will you tell me your name then?
— Will Knott.
— Why not?
— My name is Knott.
— Not what?
— Not Watt, Knott.
— What?
So who are you please!?🥺😥
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
— Hello, are you there?
— Yes, who are you please?
— I’m Watt.
— What’s your name?
— Watt’s my name.
— Yes, what’s your name?
— My name is John Watt.
— John what?
— Yes, are you Jones?
— No I’m Knott.
— Will you tell me your name then?
— Will Knott.
— Why not?
— My name is Knott.
— Not what?
— Not Watt, Knott.
— What?
So who are you please!?🥺😥
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice , Were you helping him to look for it?
Student: No, I was standing on it !!
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice , Were you helping him to look for it?
Student: No, I was standing on it !!
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
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The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”.
One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior.
After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
😜😆😂
Keep smiling : )
Good Night Fam ✨💜
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior.
After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
😜😆😂
Keep smiling : )
Good Night Fam ✨💜
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
🤣38😁33👍5❤3🥰2
Smile, you're beautiful✨
Mike & Dora on chatting
Mike : Hi dear.
Dora : ✋
Mike : How are you .??
Dora : 😊👍
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora : 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora : 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora : 👌
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora : ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora: 💄💅
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora : ❌
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora: Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
Mike & Dora on chatting
Mike : Hi dear.
Dora : ✋
Mike : How are you .??
Dora : 😊👍
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora : 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora : 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora : 👌
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora : ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora: 💄💅
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora : ❌
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora: Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
🤣70😁11👍6👀3❤1🔥1
Smile, you're beautiful✨
Mike & Dora on chatting
Mike : Hi dear.
Dora : ✋
Mike : How are you .??
Dora : 😊👍
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora : 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora : 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora : 👌
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora : ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora: 💄💅
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora : ❌
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora: Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
Mike & Dora on chatting
Mike : Hi dear.
Dora : ✋
Mike : How are you .??
Dora : 😊👍
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora : 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora : 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora : 👌
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora : ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora: 💄💅
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora : ❌
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora: Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
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The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”.
One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior.
After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
😜😆😂
Keep smiling : )
Good Night Fam ✨💜
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior.
After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
😜😆😂
Keep smiling : )
Good Night Fam ✨💜
#joke
@ingliztiliuzz
@ingliztiliuzgroup
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