Tor is back up. If you are receiving TTRS 503 errors still, close and reopen the browser.

For the benefit of all, sneed.now is a redirect to the onion. If you type that in on the tor browser and accept the http-only warning, it will redirect you. though you can just bookmark the .onion as well on all browsers.

The junkie crackwhore who literally sells her ass and grooms kids for DDoS attacks is begging her more competent NVE friends to launch another attack. However, they don't seem to be able to afford the Gbps they need after we have onlined more servers on stronger networks. The network is self-healing and downtime should be intermittent.

You can read about what kind of people hate the forum on ....
Clearnet: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/skibidi-farms-nolimitspedia-gnarpedia-totencord-hutucord-spawnism-goyswats-kastle-ucs-kiliverse-dwinny-thugchan-zukencord.203794/post-25035720
Tor: https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/skibidi-farms-nolimitspedia-gnarpedia-totencord-hutucord-spawnism-goyswats-kastle-ucs-kiliverse-dwinny-thugchan-zukencord.203794/post-25035720

Elaine Gertler Miller is now sending me legal threats claiming all public information we've collected about her paints a false picture, and that she's not a psychotic piss witch but instead an innocent young girl. What do YOU think?

Clearnet: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elaine-april-gertler-miller-elaine-georgie-gertler-miller-elaine-miller-trollcow-pissminge-z3r6-echo.87610/post-25040371
Tor: https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/elaine-april-gertler-miller-elaine-georgie-gertler-miller-elaine-miller-trollcow-pissminge-z3r6-echo.87610/post-25040371

I'm aware of the performance issues and I'm looking into it but it's probably another DDoS attack they're spending for. They seem to like the weekends.

In the case of Lolcow LLC v. Liz Fong-Jones, the Judge delivered her decision on a Motion to Quash the 10 DMCA 512(h) subpoenas attempting to dox our users. She has granted it, the subpoenas are quashed, no one is getting doxed, and the Judge warned that similar abuses of the DMCA in disregard of Fair Use would be grounds for sanctions and monetary awards to us.

Discussion: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-fang-li-zhen-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey-honeycomb-io-field-cto.128419/post-25356020

We are receiving an absolutely insane bot swarm that is slowly crawling the site. I don't know what it's doing but I don't trust it. I'm blocking rVPNs* again and you will have to whitelist Spur / Monocle to get through Clearnet. Sorry

* Residential VPNs are Hola-style network sharing services, not paid-for opaque VPNs like Proton/Mullvad. If you pay for your VPN it is probably not an rVPN.

Domain hold resolved. Forgot to deal with PayPal bullshit before DNS issue, sorry. DNS takes up to a few hours to repair

Two 10.0 CVEs affecting PHP have been announced. I have closed the site to prevent hostile action

The Kiwi Farms will be down until the recently discovered PHP exploits are patched. The CVEs will be announced at 10am EST. The exploits rank so severely, they can totally compromise a remote device with no special privileges.

Other PHP sites, such as 4chan, are also down.

im byaaaaack

I am updating the kernel of all servers. These are simple rolling restarts which should not last long.

Datacenter issues.

basically I can't get anyone to press a button so we're down until I can get someone to press a button.

Button pressed