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If you would vote Republican in 2028 if the GOP did all of this in the next 2 years, thumbs up. If you wouldn't, thumbs down.
I feel like I should make this more concrete with more detail because otherwise I don't really know how I can measure this poll.
1. End the war in Iran. (Simplest. I would expect a peace deal, but if not, just withdrawing entirely and allowing the Iranians to blockade the Strait of Hormuz works. If Democrats attempt to reject a peace deal or a withdrawal, then I'll instantly forgive Trump.)
2. Focus on CoI/inflation: Don't do any more tone deaf interviews claiming CoL isn't a problem. No more acting moronic to reporters and saying "Our adversaries can't know we're under political pressure." They know it with or without reporters and all you're doing by acting like a doofus is giving them an edge. (Without Congress or the Federal Reserve, I cannot seriously expect Trump to deflate the currencyβ€”which is now at less than 70% of its pre-COVID valueβ€”back to 100% or even 80%. I can expect him to act like he GAF and keep the situation from worsening substantially, like maybe keep it from going below like 60%. Basic request, I know.)
3. Deport a million people in 2027. (Not just the self-deportation metric where people who leave voluntarily count, but the actual number of people arrested and deported by force. We've got a $40B per year budget for deportations now, SURELY we can manage one deportation per $40K spent on mass deportations.)
4. Cut spending on Israel. (A lot of "our relationship to Israel" is encoded in Acts of Congress, so if the anti-Israel democrats don't want to pass it into law, I'm giving Trump a pass. But I would still expect him to refuse to continue the treaties that spend $8B on them yearly. Trump already announced that he plans to cut like half of it to prevent further electoral losses, which is good.)
Same format, thumbs up if you would vote for this and thumbs down if you wouldn't.
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"Are you enjoying the show? get your popcorn ready, this next part will leave you speechless"
~ Q_anon
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Unhinged positions but also the most sensible options remaining at this juncture of all junctures.
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Leftist doomers are so entertaining to watch
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Supreme Court is in conference today, with around 17 gun cases on the list. AR-15 bans get argued December 2.

those bans come out of democrat-run Cook County and Connecticut. big stretch for the 2nd Amendment. pay attention πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Imagine how long the war would last if the Iranians got a message that continuing a war endlessly for no reason would have no detrimental effect in US domestic politics.
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friday checklist:
☐ clean the rifle
☐ restock the bourbon
☐ bacon for saturday morning
☐ tell the liberal in accounting to have a great weekend πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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We should be doing this type of stuff, not just crying in the corner after we get beat by it.
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Meet Jill Gonzalez, a third generation anchor baby latinx & Head of Product at @StubHub, she joined the "Subway Takes" podcast and ranted about how white people should stop having weddings, saying they have no significance, meaning, or traditions and are obnoxious and expensive.

She then goes on to say white people should stop having children.

The funny part is that Hispanics fail to realize that their culture has been absolutely diluted in the U.S.

She wants to erase White culture but is too stupid to realize that she's living in a reality created by White people.
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