Malema keeps winning. Zero Chills on this one.😁😁😁

Boston police vs kiganjo 😂😂😂

I once came across a "Nitakupitia twende church" chic, sadly I wasted her. Now I have to deal with "Nichukulie weed kwa rass ukirudi" Kisha ubranch kwa kibandaski ubebe kdf ju ya munchies.

There should be a study done on how going to a barber/carwash/walk on Sunday ends up with you taking a few drinks.

Ukiwa unabuy drinks ukidai kuchipo yeng alafu akusho ananyesha👆🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 unajitoa teketeke.

No Last Seen
No Blueticks
No Tension

When I grow up, I want to be an African pastor I swear 😂😂😂...

MAFISI SACCO:
Teacher: Why are you late kijana..
Student: Its not my pending 😏😏
Teacher: What do you mean young man 😡😡
Student: Sio kupenda kwangu😞😞😞

The teacher is still laughing in the staffroom

As a man, madem hu expect ukuwe na connections ya kila kitu coz hiyo ndio role yako, unaskia "Bebs nitaftie mtu wa kuendea maji.." ama "Bebs, nani atanihamishia vitu?" kidogo kidogo "Bebs imagine huku hakuna stima, unaeza kuwa na namba ya mtu wa stima?"