Dear Kikuyus,this thing called a fridge should be in the kitchen
not in the sitting room!!!!!!

When u didn't read for the exam paper but you have to write something...😹😹😹😹😹

😂😂😂 nkt!

Using a toilet without lock is very annoying...Anytime u hear footsteps, you either start singing or blow whistle or clear throat to let them know you're inside.. 😢😢😢😢😢

Let me tell you how I karangaad ndengu without boiling them first. 😭😭😭

..just live with your parents... adulting alone in Nairobi ni tricky sana. 😂😂😂

I tell you hazikuiva .... 😭😭
I kept like checking na kamwiko hapo nikionja onja. ...
I noticed something is seriously wrong when it took so long .... still tulikuwa tu ngumu and oily.

I have never felt dumber in my life.😭😭😭😭🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈


Nikaona hapa gas itaisha.I wanted to make mayai and eat my karice.But ata hizo eggs ni wewe.Sikuwa nazo.
I ate my rice hivyo😭😭😭

Teacher: We will continue in our next class

Chopi: Sir, I have a question

Classmates: ........ 😂😂😂😂 👇👇👇👇