Programming Jokes!!!

1 : A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.014 root beers.
The bartender says, “I’ll have to charge you extra, that’s a root beer float”.
So the guy says, “In that case, better make it a double.”

2 : 3 Database SQL walked into a noSQL bar
A little while later....
They walked out
Because they COULDN'T FIND A TABLE


3 : The Programmer wife sent him to a grocer store.
Her instructions were "Buy Butter. See if they have eggs, If they do buy 10"

4 : Q: Why do Java Programmers wear glasses?
A: Because they can't C#

Real Programmers don't comment their codes!!
Because If it was hard to write.....
It must be hard to read....

Algorithm : word used by programmers when they do not want to explain
what they did

Keep Calm and LOVE programming!!!!!

Sololearn

#Jokes

@python_pioneers
@python_pioneers