MRW my work prioritizes volume over quality so I just spit out a bunch of shit using Copilot in order to placate their unrealistic demands

MRW I've spent $110.9 billion on Warner Bros. Discovery and decide to reboot the DC Universe...again

Hey, big spender

MRW I find yet another dirt mound in my yard from the moles

MRW a recipe website wants me to create an account before I can print something.

MRW my work prioritizes volume over quality so I just spit out a bunch of shit using Copilot in order to placate their unrealistic demands

Uhh HQG, tomorrow is already the 10th....

MRW I learn how much OF girls are making...

Watching anything without ad blockers right now

MRW I wake up to a bluer America

MRW Texas and the Carolinas flip blue but Florida still Floridas

MRW I see a horny, gullible CEO of Nvidia in a black leather jacket by the bar, ripe for proprietary-trade-secret plundering

This ham-handed gif... It won't do.

I was saving this GIF in case the blue wave turned red, but now I have no use for it

MRW I buy a pack of cigarettes after abstaining from smoking for three days

I'm afraid I just blue myself

Man...I am one pathetic loser

MRW I took a whiff of the air this morning

If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

MRW mom says the pizza rolls are done.