­­- The good news or the bad news first?

- Let's go with the bad news, doctor.

- Okay. Demilich's one-and-original drummer, Mikko, couldn't get time off of work for the whole duration of the tour. Their accomplished one-and-original live drummer, LRH (of Horna, Baptism, Deathchain, Trollheim's Grott, etc., etc.), will handle the duties for the first half. This isn't bad news in itself, though! The bad news is that not all of you people get to hear both great drummers play Demilich material live!

- Oh, nice! I thought I was dying or something!

- You are, actually, but it's unimportant right now. Anyway, the good news is that if you live nearby Philadelphia and Baltimore, you can see them both play in separate gigs! How awesome is that?!?!?!

- ...I'm dying?

- Yes, but you can check LRH's Demilich drum cam show at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3_aF3L9J7Q before that! If you're quick, that is.

#Demilich #USTour #Horna #Baptism #TrollheimsGrott #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic

The Demilich US tour shirts got sold out around the middle of the tour, so we bought lots more for the remaining gigs. They didn't sell out, as was expected, so we'll have them available online for those who didn't have cash on the gigs, or forgot to buy them. And for those delusional ones that believe they saw us live, even though they weren't even close to the venues. And for those who are sane, for now, but are hooked to buying cool band shirts and injecting them in veins in hopes of achieving divinity and immortality.

Unfortunately The Master of Postponement and Procrastination (i.e. Antti) didn't get them shipped to a reseller in time, so they'll mature in carefully selected Oloroso and Pedro Ximénez cardboard boxes until mid-July. We expect them to be vintage enough for consuming then, and will have them online for you sophisticated drinkers. Of T-shirts. You weirdos.

#Demilich #postponement #procrastination #mature #vintage #TShirt #Oloroso #PedroXimenez #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic

Demilich finally returns from the US tour and Steelfest, with photos and thanks. #Demilich #rewind #history #USTour #BloodIncantation #ArtificialBrain #PerditionBooking #Steelfest #Steelfest2018 #average #ordinal #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM

Hellfest 2018 is finally here (tomorrow), and we have an exclusive shirt available at the festival! It's the Classic Adversary, but with letters H, E (twice), L (also twice), F, and some other ones I'm too lazy to type now.

To celebrate the birth of Louis van Amstel, we painted the shirt in the colors of a rotated Dutch flag. Or was it the World Cup and Russian colors, but in wrong order? Hard to remember the motivation.

We'll also bring the beautifully colored Polychromatic Adversary shirts, and French mastermind Chris Moyen's "I am The Horrifying Adversary Of Emptiness, thus I tickle babies" ladyfit shirts, all available for insanely reasonable prices at the official merchandise desk, on Saturday only!

I planned on announcing the Nespithe shirt competition winners and new batches of logo shirts, but I ran out of bad humor today. More of those in early July. With more bad humor.

#Demilich #Hellfest #Hellfest2018 #exclusive #TheAdversary #TShirt #shirt #Polychromatic #offer #ChrisMoyen #ChristopherMoyen #Nespithe #competition #NespitheShirtCompetition #logoshirt #OldSchool #LousyHumor #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic #fuckthesehashtags

Our beloved label, Svart Records, will release Nespithe and the demo compilation on vinyl in September! The pre-orders have started, and the options are:

Nespithe: black LP / red LP / gold LP (Svart exclusive)
Em9t2ness of van2s1ing / V34ish6ng 0f emptiness: black 2LP / clear 2LP

All editions available here: https://www.svartrecords.com/?s=demilich

Also available soon at Record Shop X: https://www.recordshopx.com/artist/demilich/?o=r

- The Simply Informative and Completely Humorless Department of Demilich, Inc.

#Demilich #Nespithe #Vanishing #Emptiness #SvartRecords #demo #compilation#vinyl #LP #2LP #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic

Demilich descends at Chaos Descends Festival tomorrow!

#Demilich #ChaosDescends #Festival #HashtagsLongerThanContent #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic

If I don't provide, let somebody else do it. A very – I mean, VERY – limited edition Nespithe shirt as long-sleeve and T orderable now. Yes, it's official. Why would I post about it here if it wasn't?

Do remember this word: very.

https://musickcadas.bigcartel.com/product/demilich-nespithe

The Demilich-provided Nespithe shirts will be coming, too. And the US tour shirts. And all the other things I've promised. Just give me some time, please. I'm in the middle of the hassliest hassle I've ever been in.

#Demilich #Nespithe #very #limited #TShirt #LongSleeve #OldSchool #hassle #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic

Demilich (FI) & Spectral Voice (US) to tour Europe in September!

Demilich has never toured the home continent, so it was about the time to do it now before death do us part! We'll have to do it all in two weeks, though, as most of the guys just couldn't get time off of work. I can give you their bosses' home addresses, if you like soiling houses with excrements, and who doesn't? Jyri Lipponen, you're safe, even though you wouldn't want to be.

Above all, we'll get to do this all with our fantastic friends from Spectral Voice! They'll also get to tour one week more, because their bosses rock! Do you even work, guys?

We'll also bring some special tour merchandise with us for you to soil with your excrements. After you've bought it, of course. More about these soon.

So, soil you in a bit over a month! Have an excrement time before that!

Yours,
Antti Boman, the CIO of Department of Obsessive Coprophilia at Demilich PLC

https://killtownbookings.com/?p=2715

#Demilich #SpectralVoice #Killtown #KTDF #soiling #excrements #coprophilia #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic

Get two T-shirts by giving one great idea!

I have a bunch of special Demilich shirts that were on sale at Hellfest, France. I'd like to sell them for cheap, but I also want to respect the original buyers.

So, I'm looking for your greatest idea for customizing the shirts _easily_ so that they can never be forged to look like the ones that were sold at the event.

Any idea ­– including cutting, permanent coloring, adding text, sewing grannies on top of them – is welcome! The best one will be used, and the person that suggested it first will get 1) the original, untouched shirt, and 2) the modified one, in any size he/she wants them!

The currently winning idea, gluing a fair trade banana on the top left side of the shirt, is already taken.

And before you ask about it, yes, we will 1) print the Nespithe shirts, 2) have special ones for the Euro tour, 3) get more patches, 4) create new music, and 5) <your question here>. Well, maybe not the number 5. You know it's not a good idea, as it's illegal in most countries.

Yours,
Antti Boman, the Artistic Director of Demilich Clothing and Banana Gluing, Inc.

#Demilich #banana #gluing #grannies #Hellfest #special #Tshirt #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic

Either email me at antti.boman@gmail.com, or use the social media platforms we use for commenting.

Damn, I knew I wasn't clear enough. So, I'm looking for a way to do the blasphemy easily at home or on tour, without needing to ship them anywhere or buy expensive things like 3D printers or $100,000 excavators.