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Before choosing the winner of the Hellfest shirt tuning competition, I desperately need somebody to:
- Turn a high resolution cover of Nespithe to 1-3 shirt designs.
- Do it for a reasonable price.
- Do it very f**king quickly.

If you are such a person, or know somebody, please tell me about it. I'd need the designs within 24 hours or so.

The winners of the Nespithe shirt _idea_ competition will be announced this week. They may or may not be those in the picture attached. The moment the world has awaited for 18 months is now very close! The tension rises. This is the reason why you haven't been able to live your life fully. The reason your spouse left you. The reason you are alcoholic and addicted to crack cocaine. And fart porn. The reason trees have started bending towards Kuopio, Finland. The reason... – Shut up, idiot, and get back to working.

Yours,
Antti Boman, the CEO of Where the *uc* Has My Time Gone, PLC

#Demilich #NespitheShirtCompetition #designer #Nespithe #TShirt #shirt #competition #TheAdversary #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic
antti.boman@gmail.com
IMPORTANT! FREEBIES TO YOU! I've decided to make people who aren't on this channel jealous. Please send me your home address to antti.boman@gmail.com, and I will send you a free Hellfest T-shirt. Yes, free as in beer. It won't cost you anything.
OMG I'm in such a hurry! What did I have to get done? Oh, the Hellfest shirt competition, I have to do choose the winner now. What else? Kill-Town Death Fest is approaching, and I had to mention about the compilation cassette. Don't have time for it, sorry Daniel! God, this pressure is killing me. Um, yes, Winterwolf update, music recorded, vocals not ready, and gig coming here in Kuopio. That can be handled later. Christ, help me. Oh, the Musick Cadas special The Four Instructive Tales themed shirts! Those are so beautiful! Gotta move on, stop staring at them. Nespithe shirts, yeah, have to reply to the email from the designer. And those upcoming Nespithe themed special shirts. Cannot concentrate on them, yet. Ah, the US Tour shirts! They are available now at Hells Headbangers! Thank you, Jesus, nice catch! And the European tour merchandise – the tour shirt, Classic Adversary, logo shirts in about eight colours, patches, even the big embroidered logo... what else? Jesus, where are you now? Satan, can you help me out? Ah, thanks, dear Beelzebub, I know I can always rely on you, love! Yes, the Grotesco shirt by Robert and sold by Dark Descent! And the pins done by Maggot Stomp and Metal Illness, gotta talk about those later. What else? Josh and the hoodie, yes. Later. Like the Indonesian patches. I can't handle the pressure. Did I forget to take my meds last night? I wonder what will happen if I try to pull thi...

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Some more quick(ish) updates from Demilich HQ:

1. The winner of deform-the-Hellfest-shirts-that-did-not-sell-for-some-damn-reason competition has been chosen, and he/she/it will get the original shirt and the modified version! The shirts will transform from T's to tank-tops, and all of them will get my signature in the bottom. They will be available on the Euro tour – possibly with free bananas – and the leftovers will be sold in The Great And Omniscient Internet afterwards. See the winner and the magnificent ideaficationalization prozession at https://www.facebook.com/demilichband/posts/2173535789385254 !!!

2. Extremely Rotten Prod will release an official Nespithe cassette at KTDF this week! Get yours there or at https://extremelyrottenprod.storenvy.com/products/24589098-demilich-nespithe-mc . The Svart Records vinyls will be available in a month.
https://www.facebook.com/extremelyrottenproductions/
https://www.facebook.com/svartrecords/

3. Apart from the patches that I'll hopefully get before KTDF – more of those when they arrive – there will also be officially approved ones from Rotten-Zombies Productions (left) and Pull The Plug Patches (right). Right! And left.
https://www.facebook.com/sickpatches/
https://www.facebook.com/pulltheplugpatches/

4. Remember the earlier bad memories of the word "very", and head now at Musick Cadas for the very limited Demilich shirts, like The Four Instructive Tales themed beauty! Of a book that vomits demons.
https://www.facebook.com/musickcadasofficial/

5. Boobies. But whose? The first one who recognizes them will be proclaimed as Demilich Perv Of The Month, September 2018.

The Nespithe shirts? Forgotten again? NO!!! Closer than you think they ever would be!!! In your face, motherfu..er!!!!

#Demilich #Nespithe #nespitheshirtcompetition #Hellfest #TShirt #TankTop #signature #KTDF #KTDF2018 #cassette #patch #very #DemonVomit #boobies #ShamelessAdvertisingByObjectification #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic
Demilich Euro tour 2018 merch info – TL;DR version:

– Tour poster with dates – T-shirts and long-sleeves – the latter with and without sleeve prints. Nasty!
– Classic Adversary – T-shirts and long-sleeves – the latter with and without sleeve prints. Classic!
– The Logo of all logos - T-shirts in horribly colored shirts, but also as black and white, which are not colors at all. Then again, neither is pink, for example. Very confusing.
– Vive l'Adversaire! – Tank-tops – all of them with Antti's hand-written signature! Comes possibly with a free banana.
– The Logo embracing Classic Adversary – Hooded sweatshirts with and without zippers – both with and without sleeve prints.
– Patches – Huge embroidered logo, large printed Adversary, and small embroidered logo.
– Chris Moyen's Hang-around Toddlers – Ladyfit T-shirts only.
– Also available: Tour posters, stickers, some misprinted backpatches, and a couple of 20th Adversary of Emptiness 2CD's.
– All that's left after the tour will be available in the Interweb Sales Systems!

Demilich Euro tour 2018 merch info – The long, detailed, even wittering version:

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#GimmeSleep #Demilich #European #tour #shirt #KTDF #Adversary #LogoDesign #PinkShirt #Hellfest #TankTop #TShirt #LongSleeve #hooded #zipper #sweatshirt #ladyfit #toddler #patch #poster #sticker #misprint #CD #2CD #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic
Interesting. [CTA] The national TV and radio media, Yle, is running a poll on the greatest Finnish rock songs. No, I know that's not that interesting, but please be patient while I build the story here.

The list has been curated by journalists, [CTA] and they have clearly let some (positively) wacky person to ruin the list with death and black metal [CTA]. And that dude(ss) also chose [CTA] Demilich's When the Sun Drank the Weight of Water to represent one of those 101 songs of Finnish greatness. [CTA]

So, this is definitely not a call-to-action (CTA), but if you want to make a statement, [CTA] head at the link below and give [CTA] your vote (for [CTA] Demilich) there [CTA]! You may include a song only once, and please do fill the other four fields with some nasty music by other cool bands on the list. Otherwise your vote won't count, and we won't win. And that'd be sad. And we have so much sadness in this world already. And that's thanks to voting, too. So, vote, if you want to support sadness, and joy as well.

Check the list and click the link below the image:
https://yle.fi/aihe/artikkeli/2018/11/05/101-suurta-suomalaista-rockbiisia-aanestys-on-auki-kerro-suosikkisi-ja-vaikuta

The results will be revealed in Radio YleX on Thursday, November 22. The whole list, independent of the votes, will be ran through on the Finnish independence day in radio and areena.yle.fi!

Oh, and hopefully you've managed to live your lives fully without hearing much from us lately. I've been worrying about you all, a lot, all the time. More (and more relevant) updates coming soon.

Yours,
Antti Boman, the CMO of The Silent Retreat Department of Demilich, Inc.

#Demilich #Yle #Yleisradio #YleX #poll #äänestys #rock #RockMusic #CTA #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic
Hey, Helsinki. Kuopio will attack you in less than a month.

Demilich and Winterwolf have formed an axis of evil, and the generals have decided to invade The Babylon Protected By The Mighty Kehä III on Saturday, December 15, 2018.

Demilich will use the old and trusty machinery from 1990 to 2006, whereas Winterwolf's weaponry is from 2009 and, believe it or not, from the future, 2019! Thanks, Skynet!

The invasion will start at Kuudes Linja, right when everybody has started sipping beer and watching nature documentary on the TV. That is 19:00 (7PM).

You would have never known what hit you unless we hadn't blabbed about it here.

Saturday, 2018-12-15 (15 December 2018) 19:00-22:00 (7 PM - 10 PM)
Kuudes Linja, Hämeentie 13, 00530 Helsinki, Finland
Tickets: 12,50 € / 13,00 € ; Tiketti.fi (from 2018-11-26 on)

#Demilich #Winterwolf #KuudesLinja #Helsinki #Skynet #future #invasion #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic
Even though there are still tickets left for this Saturday's Demilich+Winterwolf gig in Helsinki, I suggest you to get yours now before it's too late!

https://www.tiketti.fi/demilich-winterwolf-kuudes-linja-helsinki-lippuja/58496

We will have an unseen-before selection of both Demilich and Winterwolf merchandise on the gig (including rarities), so if you hate the bands, you can just come shopping there! For stuff by the bands you hate. Yes. Showing the hate by wearing what you hate is the new black, you know.

#Demilich #Winterwolf #KuudesLinja #Helsinki #Selling like #Hell #NewBlack #OldSchool #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic
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Femmagaala, the “shadow Grammy Awards Ceremony” of Finland, has always had their peculiar categories that change yearly. This year’s categories consist of such gems as “skinny jeans you don’t fit in anymore -femma”, “button pressing -femma” (for DJ’s), and so on. Demilich has been nominated in the “growl femma” category along with some more current artists of the genre.

If you cannot get into the mainstream awards, wait for decades for the alternative ones to come up with a category that suits you! Here I am, fingers crossed!

#Demilich #Femmagaala #Femma #Awards #Ceremony #Lahti #Shadow #Grammy #Grammys #SkinnyJeans #ButtonPress #Growl #DeathMetal #OSDM #FinnishDeathMetal #OSFDM #FinnishMusic